How to Know You are Getting Older....

[Bender]

Better for it to turn grey, than turn loose.

Truth.

I'm starting to go gray, while my brother is developing ear brows.

 

[fieldgrade]

ear brows.

I look like a Wookie if I don't shave mine once a week.

 

[Kokopelli]

I just got up and it's takes awhile to get my fingers going. Fortunately my iPad is by the chair as it takes much longer to get the legs working...

 

[quantico]

at least i realize that my coffee time in the morning is the best time of my life, don't waste it

 

[mikemac]

I got you all beat. Yesterday I got a letter in the mail for early cremation prearrangements. I did tear it up, but oh my God.

 

[jbenedetto2]

I remember when Snap, Crackle & Pop came from my cereal and not my body.

 

[quantico]

I got you all beat. Yesterday I got a letter in the mail for early cremation prearrangements. I did tear it up, but oh my God.

ask if drinking bourbon qualifies for more cost savings since your body would burn much easier ??

 

[mikemac]

A whole life time of bourbon. Today is Wednesday and old farts day at the liquor store with 10% off. Got to go.

 

[ZoidMeister]

I got you all beat. Yesterday I got a letter in the mail for early cremation prearrangements. I did tear it up, but oh my God.

They got me pegged too.

Here is a photo of the "retirement condo" they were trying to sell me.

 

[mikemac]

What no biffy.?

 

[TORXILA]

I now pee in Morse Code,......6 x a night

George

 

[mikemac]

When a person keeps checking his zipper to see if it is up.

 

[Fred_G]

When a person keeps checking his zipper to see if it is up.

Even worse if you walk around half the day with the barn door open... Not that I ever did that...

 

[Bender]

Even worse if you walk around half the day with the barn door open... Not that I ever did that...

Look familiar? Saw this on FB....made me giggle, again

 

[ZoidMeister]

I'm convinced, the primary reason we start losing our memory is that's our bodies only way to get us to start getting exercise . . . . . . (third time up those damn stairs . . . . . . )

 

[Rooster]

When you think Advil is a food group

 

[Fred_G]

LOL Bender, that picture always brings back great memories.

 

[ZoidMeister]

LOL Bender, that picture always brings back great memories.

What am I missing?

 

[Fred_G]

What am I missing?

You just have to know the history of that photo good Sir. I have had a few beers, let's just say it might be worth a road trip to Arkansas.

 

[ZoidMeister]

You just have to know the history of that photo good Sir. I have had a few beers, let's just say it might be worth a road trip to Arkansas.

Alas, poor Zoid, the perennial mushroom . . .

Keep him in the dark and feed him