Bender
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Meh.....
If ya really must know, that is the view Guncrafter Industries has from the front door
If ya really must know, that is the view Guncrafter Industries has from the front door
How to Know You are Getting Older....
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ZoidMeister
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Got it. I thought it was about the truck in the ditch or the angelic entity on the roof . . . . .
Bender
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The truck is in their front parking lot.
The roof is just perfect the way it is....
The roof is just perfect the way it is....
mikemac
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The youngies are saying, what is going on here. It will never happen to me.
fieldgrade
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....And then one day that person just wont care any more, because the cows aren't interested in leaving the barn.
mikemac
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What can't get up can't get out. Not saying.?
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You know your getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
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When you start farting Soot
ZoidMeister
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. . . . when you actually have something meaningful, thought provoking, or humourous to post in this thread . . .
mikemac
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I thought this was intellectual. But I forgot what I was going to contribute.
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Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older
#9. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6. Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich
#5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years unless you give them your email address.
#4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2. In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1. Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do here, today, may be a burning issue somewhere else, tomorrow.
LOVE my Ruge r SR1911 in 10mm.
#9. Death is the number 1 killer in the world.
#8 Life is sexually transmitted.
#7. Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
#6. Men have 2 motivations: hunger and hanky panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich
#5. Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years unless you give them your email address.
#4. Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.
#3. All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
#2. In the 60's, people took LSD to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.
#1. Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do here, today, may be a burning issue somewhere else, tomorrow.
LOVE my Ruge r SR1911 in 10mm.
mikemac
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That is for sure
