Beats sweating your ass off on a deer stand, nice hunting. Your deductible will make for an expensive hunting trip though, never heard of anyone suing a dead deer and winning.
Ask him to hold your corn dog and funnel cake, he will then be disarmed. Then again he may interpret you asking him to hold your corn dog in a different way and blast you or hug you depending on which way he swings.
Pffft, the idiot, why put it in a car trunk when you car throw him in the back of a pickup with the tail gate down so the blood and or bodily fluids drain out.
Get a grip Dennis, cougars are always older. To find cougars 20 years older than us we would have to go trolling Spanish Cove. Tracking incontinence droppings is still a long way off.