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Beats sweating your ass off on a deer stand, nice hunting. Your deductible will make for an expensive hunting trip though, never heard of anyone suing a dead deer and winning.

What would be worse is being on your stand and accidentally making some noise and seeing his horns and flags disappearing.

Ask him to hold your corn dog and funnel cake, he will then be disarmed. Then again he may interpret you asking him to hold your corn dog in a different way and blast you or hug you depending on which way he swings.

Was that the one I saw a Chevy pulling down the road with you screaming slow down? Did you get it fixed? The truck I mean.

I'm going to take my chocolate lab swimming before we go to the voting both.

Pffft, the idiot, why put it in a car trunk when you car throw him in the back of a pickup with the tail gate down so the blood and or bodily fluids drain out.

Sounds like it is toast. Bring it down to me and leave it . I'll take the blue wrench to it and bring the scrap back to you. For a slight fee.

You would have to put a gun to my head to get me in a movie theater, I got tired of the the rude asses that can get into them many years ago.

Who ever it is he just made the liberal hit list.

With a pistol I would hope.

Get a grip Dennis, cougars are always older. To find cougars 20 years older than us we would have to go trolling Spanish Cove. Tracking incontinence droppings is still a long way off.

Did you dig up those rounds in Normandy?

I should clean out my truck.

My buddy used to do that for me and I still miss him.

Sucks getting old, that happens to me when I get up in the night to take a piss.

I am still as angry about this as the day it happened. I was miles away and my windows shook and the curtains blew towards me. I ran outside thinking a gas tanker had blown up and was surprised to see nothing out of the ordinary. We had a T.V. in the office and turned it on, and saw the images...

I just kept my kids locked up so I could keep my guns out.

Bob, is that what is left of Miss donut grease? Nobody blames you Bob, did you wear gloves and toss the evidence in the ocean.

I'm not gonna loan you the money to buy one Burk, but you can borrow mine.