Time To Outlaw Those High Capacity Knives

[jtischauser]

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/A/AS_CHINA_KNIFE_ATTACK?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-08-02-06-05-46

 

[dennishoddy]

Some guy in Chicago killed his wife by stabbing her with a screwdriver.
That will be the next thing we have to register.

 

[Iggie]

I guess they will require us to have our knives made of a material that breaks after a few stabs, and require reporting on large quanity buys without a license.

 

[Beau]

spoons made me fat!! lets outlaw those

 

[Iggie]

spoons made me fat!! lets outlaw thoes

Agreed... or was it the fork...or the buffet..

 

[Matt1911]

Democrats make me angry, can we ban those too?

 

[Adam Striegel]

I heard about a guy that strangled his wife. We'd better start outlawing our hands too. Or at least make it so we only have 3 fingers on each hand