kg4kpg
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Being I'm from Texas, thought I'd share. Not hilarious but kind of funny.
HOW TO INSTALL A TEXAS HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads...
Bubba,
Me, Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be
back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this
morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from
all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
outside.
Be right back.
Cooter
HOW TO INSTALL A TEXAS HOME SECURITY SYSTEM
1. Go to Goodwill and buy a pair of size 14-16 men's work boots.
2. Place them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns & Ammo
Magazine.
3. Put four giant dog dishes next to the boots and magazines.
4. Leave a note on your door that reads...
Bubba,
Me, Marcel, Donnie Ray and Jimmy Earl went for more ammo and beer. Be
back in an hour. Don't mess with the pit bulls. They got the mailman this
morning and messed him up bad. I don't think Killer took part, but it was hard to tell from
all the blood. Anyway, I locked all four of 'em in the house. Better wait
outside.
Be right back.
Cooter
