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Per the Babylon Bee:
10 Tips For Illegals To Avoid ICE
10 Tips For Illegals To Avoid ICE
- Go back home: Simple, but effective.
- Obey immigration laws: Studies show the best way to avoid being charged with a crime is to not do anything to break the law.
- Take off your sombrero: You'll be less identifiable and blend in with every other Juan, Ricardo, and Geraldo.
- Resist the urge to lead an armed gang to forcibly take over an apartment complex: It may be difficult to resist this urge, but your willpower will pay off.
- Don't rape anyone: This activity may draw too much attention.
- Learn English: Making a convincing case to the governing authorities is much easier when you can actually speak a language they understand.
- Cut back to less than one murder per week: ICE is targeting violent criminals first, so go easy on the murderin'.
- Get your MS13 face tattoo removed: Laser removal may be pricey, but it will help you be less conspicuous.
- Ask Selena Gomez to hide you in one of her mansions: She's got several of them, and she reportedly has a soft spot for illegal aliens.
- Find the perfect hiding place, like Venezuela: ICE will never look for you there.
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The resemblance is totally amazing!
