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[Mike A]

 

[Bob Lee]

Absolutely love it! I had no idea things were going to sh*t in England not at that rate! Can't keep up with whats going on in US let alone rest of the world. 1984 Orwell nailed it! I'm not sure exactly where the rest of us stand but I say we are solidly in the Last Days. Pray wake up arm up and prep up IT's not just coming it has definitely arrived. May God go with us all if you go then go with GOD!

 

[John Galt]

Police Harassment

Recently, the Chula Vista, California Police Department ran an e-mail forum with the local community (a question and answer exchange) with the topic being, "Community Policing." One of the civilian e-mail participants posed the following question:

"I would like to know how it is possible for police officers to continually harass people and get away with it?"

From the "other side" (the law enforcement side) Sgt. Bennett, obviously a cop with a sense of humor replied:

"First of all, let me tell you this...it's not easy. In Chula Vista, we average one cop for every 600 people.

Only about 60% of those cops are on general duty (or what you might refer to as "patrol") where we do most of our harassing. The rest are in non-harassing departments that do not allow them contact with the day to day innocents.

At any given moment, only one-fifth of the 60% patrollers are on duty and available for harassing people while the rest are off duty.

So roughly, one cop is responsible for harassing about 5,000 residents.

When you toss in the commercial business, and tourist locations that attract people from other areas, sometimes you have a situation where a single cop is responsible for harassing 10,000 or more people a day.

Now, your average ten-hour shift runs 36,000 seconds long. This gives a cop one second to harass a person, and then only three-fourths of a second to eat a donut AND then find a new person to harass.

This is not an easy task. To be honest, most cops are not up to this challenge day in and day out. It is just too tiring.

What we do is utilize some tools to help us narrow down those people which we can realistically harass.
The tools available to us are as follow:

PHONE: People will call us up and point out things that cause us to focus on a person for special harassment.

"My neighbor is beating his wife" is a code phrase used often. This means we'll come out and give somebody some special harassment.

Another popular one: "There's a guy breaking into a house." The harassment team is then put into action.

CARS: We have special cops assigned to harass people who drive. They like to harass the drivers of fast cars, cars with no insurance or no driver's licenses and the like.

It's lots of fun when you pick them out of traffic for nothing more obvious than running a red light.

Sometimes you get to really heap the harassment on when you find they have drugs in the car, they are drunk, or have an outstanding warrant on file.

RUNNERS: Some people take off running just at the sight of a police officer. Nothing is quite as satisfying as running after them like a beagle on the scent of a bunny. When you catch them you can harass them for hours to determine why they didn't want to talk to us.

STATUTES: When we don't have PHONES or CARS and have nothing better to do, there are actually books that give us ideas for reasons to harass folks. They are called "Statutes"; Criminal Codes, Motor Vehicle Codes, etc...They all spell out all sorts of things for which you can really mess with people.

After you read the statute, you can just drive around for awhile until you find someone violating one of these listed offenses and harass them.

Just last week I saw a guy trying to steal a car. Well, there's this book we have that says that's not allowed. That meant I got permission to harass this guy. It's a really cool system that we've set up, and it works pretty well.
We seem to have a never-ending supply of folks to harass. And we get away with it. Why? Because for the good citizens who pay the tab, we try to keep the streets safe for them, and they
pay us to "harass" some people.

Next time you are in my town, give me the old "single finger wave." That's another one of those codes. It means, "You can't harass me." It's one of our favorites.

Hopefully sir, this has clarified to you a little bit better how we harass the good citizens of Chula Vista.

HA! HA! HA!!.........I haven't had a single problem with the police since back when I was an ASSHOLE!

 

[Bob Lee]

HA! HA! HA!!.........I haven't had a single problem with the police since back when I was an ASSHOLE!

I've always tried to stay on the good side. The worst thing I ever got caught doing was going 87 in a 55 zone. I must say the State Trooper was really fair with me. I got a ticket of course, but only for speeding. Nothing worse like reckless driving or anything else. I don't do things like that anymore lol. I was in my late 30's then. A long story suffice it to say I learned my lesson.

 

[John Galt]

fwiw.........I have found the police to be so nice........if you're respectful and polite. I always lead with, "before we start officer, I have a ccw and there are guns in the car"

Pulled over by a deputy sheriff on I 95 heading into Winnemucca NV 5:30 am doing 83. He asked how fast I was going and I told him I thought I was going 83. He said, that's what I clocked you at, NO ONE ever tells the truth! And he wrote me for a non moving violation.

Just last week, Passed a deputy in the opposite direction on a quiet road in ID doing 72 in a 55. I said right away that I knew I was in the wrong. Deputy asked how fast I was going and I told him 72 and he wrote me a warning.

It's a tough job particularly walking up to a couple dozen unkown potential hostiles you have to argue, chase, fight with every day.

The easier you make it for them..........

 

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Heaven help us if they ever get the VOTE.

 

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[boatdoc]

fwiw.........I have found the police to be so nice........if you're respectful and polite. I always lead with, "before we start officer, I have a ccw and there are guns in the car"

Pulled over by a deputy sheriff on I 95 heading into Winnemucca NV 5:30 am doing 83. He asked how fast I was going and I told him I thought I was going 83. He said, that's what I clocked you at, NO ONE ever tells the truth! And he wrote me for a non moving violation.

Just last week, Passed a deputy in the opposite direction on a quiet road in ID doing 72 in a 55. I said right away that I knew I was in the wrong. Deputy asked how fast I was going and I told him 72 and he wrote me a warning.

It's a tough job particularly walking up to a couple dozen unkown potential hostiles you have to argue, chase, fight with every day.

The easier you make it for them..........next time say" OLa Policia, no habla inglese. mas rapido in caro este dia. adios( hello police, I sdo not speak english, going fast in the car"

 

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they need a vax for TDS

 

[Mike A]