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John Galt
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Babboonbobo
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Or if they understand English? Maybe we sound like we're speaking French or Cantonese to them.
Friend had a dog that only took orders in German
Babboonbobo
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I took this pic leaving work last week
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Sippy cup Joe
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Love this pic, always have!!
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New Hellcat Durango!! Sitting on a lot ready to go out.
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I think I'm going to add this pic to my Pro America tattoo sleeve!
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Took this one in town the other day
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My local Gun shop wants you to touch their guns
John Galt
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Another from Limbkiller
A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The preacher told them, "We
have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from
sex for one whole month."
The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.
When the preacher ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the husband obviously very depressed.
You are back so soon ... is there a problem?" the preacher inquired.
"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain
from sex for the required month" the young man replied sadly.
The preacher asked him what happened.
"Well, the first week was difficult .. however, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain." "However, the third week was
unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible ...
anything to keep our minds off sex. Then one afternoon, my wife
reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick
it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and
there." admitted the man shamefully.
"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church,"
stated the preacher.
"We know." said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not welcome at
Home Depot any more either."
A newlywed couple wanted to join a church. The preacher told them, "We
have special requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from
sex for one whole month."
The couple agreed and after two-and-a-half weeks returned to the Church.
When the preacher ushers them into his office, the wife is crying and the husband obviously very depressed.
You are back so soon ... is there a problem?" the preacher inquired.
"We are terribly ashamed to admit that we did not manage to abstain
from sex for the required month" the young man replied sadly.
The preacher asked him what happened.
"Well, the first week was difficult .. however, we managed to abstain through sheer willpower. The second week was terrible, but with the use of prayer, we managed to abstain." "However, the third week was
unbearable. We tried cold showers, prayer, reading from the Bible ...
anything to keep our minds off sex. Then one afternoon, my wife
reached for a can of paint and dropped it. When she bent over to pick
it up, I was overcome with lust and had my way with her right then and
there." admitted the man shamefully.
"You understand this means you will not be welcome in our church,"
stated the preacher.
"We know." said the young man, hanging his head. "We're not welcome at
Home Depot any more either."
Babboonbobo
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