Jokes and funny memes.......

[CECannonJr]

Another great one from Limbkiller.....

Jose & Carlos are panhandling on the street. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day. Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.

Jose says "Look at your sign. It says: I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support".

Carlos looks at Jose's sign.

It reads "I only need another $10.00 to move back to my country".

 

[Mike Galway]

 

[CECannonJr]

A little California humor...

Newsom Announces Sweepstakes Where 5 Lucky Winners Get To Move Out Of California

SACRAMENTO, CA—Governor Newsom has announced a lottery sweepstakes where five lucky vaccinated Californians will be allowed to leave California for a better state.

babylonbee.com

 

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That one always kills me no matter how many times I be seen it!

 

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Now all we need is a mid 70's Chevy truck to spin out and rear ended and the parties started

 

[Bob Lee]

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Not everyone who lives in Michigan voted for the sea hag lol. We are working at getting her dethroned, and I say the quicker the better. If we can get rid of Lt governor and sec. of state we'd be golden!