God and Guns

Midnight Raver said:
A friend of mine he heard the best line ever on the Simpsons last month...

Homer talking to Marge:

"If Jesus had a gun he would be alive today."

:lol:


How true!
 
i know its funny, but he would not have used a gun ya know. he had a more powerful weapon than that.......DAD.
 
Yes, true enough- but how long until he moves out again? I mean he's been living back at home with his Dad now for over 2,000 years- sheesh, kids these days...

sorry, just joking around- sobriety causes my mind to wander, I could use a bottle of Russian Standard right about now! :lol:
 
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