Ask the semi-pro

[Wormydog1724]

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Nevermind. I was about to say something but since I'm not a Semi Pro, I won't give advice in this thread. When I have a question, I'll post again.

 

[Chambers]

Itried to ask the semi pro at the Carry gun match at heartland this weekend

Semi-pros don't shoot that match! Must have been a semi-proser.

What is the best way to get out of taping and resetting at a big match or running the scores and/or timer at a club match?

Slip WillR a fiver and he'll tape everything before the RO even gets down range.

 

[Spiff]

Semi-Pro Tip #72: When needing a reshoot, ask, "What Would Chris Do?"

 

[mike cyrwus]

Semi-Pro Tip #72: When needing a reshoot, ask, "What Would Chris Do?"

Thats dangerously close to being a pro!

 

[Rustyzx9]

Thats dangerously close to being a pro!

Right on the razors edge!

 

[Chambers]

What is the preferred hangover remedy of the semi-pros? I am hungover at most matches and I feel it negatively affects my performance.

A real semi-pro only drinks two times a year.

When it's his birthday, and when it's not his birthday. Training is key.

 

[Deathtrap]

Ok let's not turn this into an Arguement about the semi pros. Let's just enjoy all of the free knowledge.

Here's a question for the semi pros.

What is the best way to get out of taping and resetting at a big match or running the scores and/or timer at a club match?

That's easy. Just follow me

 

[Deathtrap]

Itried to ask the semi pro at the Carry gun match at heartland this weekend but he had to go to the bathroom after each run, and wasnt back till after the next person started.

He has a secret...i just cant figure out what....oh well guess thats why im an Am....

Tip #149 a "carry gun match" is as gay as two boys kissing. Don't do that.

 

[Deathtrap]

It's like this..... You have a better chance of getting some lovin' from Marilyn Monroe than seeing a semi-pro at an IDPA match

 

[Chambers]

A semi-pro uses his fishing vest for....fishing.

 

[jtischauser]

One more question. I'm married but I just found out my girlfriend is pregnant. What should I do?

 

[Spiff]

One more question. I'm married but I just found out my girlfriend is pregnant. What should I do?

Tell your wife Accurate Ron did it. He's been known to impregnate women simply by looking at them. She knows.

 

[poopgiggle]

Where was that stooped and mealy-colored old man I used to call Poppa when the merry-go-round broke down?

E: bonus points for answers that aren't "kurt's right there lol"

 

[Rustyzx9]

Hey Semi-Pros... I have a tactical question that requires your extensive expreience to answer.

Say I'm chilling on the homestead cradling my newborn baby and a horde of zombies suddenly appear from nowhere??? What is the best move for a concerned parent like myself?

Signed,
Help My Baby!

 

[Chambers]

Elementary, Watson!

First of all, you will need some knee pads. Multi Cam is preferred, but flat dark earth will do in a pinch.

You're going to want to put the wee baby Seamus down as gently as possible. If you do it right, he shouldn't even wake up. You may have to shoot with one of your strong hands and cradle Seamus with the other until you get to the crib.

After that, you'll new to shoot each zombie twice in the shoulder or lower extremities as fast as possible. They really hate that. Let me demonstrate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fWHV5couMc

 

[bsdubois00]

Is it me or does everyone else picture Rusty's kid looking something like this:

 

[Wall]

Is it me or does everyone else picture Rusty's kid looking something like this:

too much hair

 

[Rustyzx9]

I actually have a kid. lol. She's 19 years old and amazingly she looks like a standard issue productive citizen despite who her dad is. lol.

 

[bsdubois00]

Can I get one of these (or BOTH) "Semi Pro Approved"?

 

[Wall]

Can I get one of these (or BOTH) "Semi Pro Approved"?

Nope, those are for production div. The Semi Pros already stated the entire production div. is not approved.

Add some mag extensions & some cuts on the slide & ask again later.