Ask the semi-pro

GT the only thing worse that your feeble attempt at a mom joke is you absence at two 3 gun matches this weekend
 
I once asked the Semi-Pros why it was so hard to rack my rifle, they replied...because it is wearing a cup. Now I can rack my rifle with ease...THANKS SEMI-PROS!! :superman:
 
After having a gun malf causing the wheels to fall off of "the Plan", resulting in a horrible performance on one of the stages, I was visibly frustrated. The Semi Pros advised me that the key to my personal satisfaction with my performance was to lower my expectations.

Thanks Semi Pros
 
Wall said:
After having a gun malf causing the wheels to fall off of "the Plan", resulting in a horrible performance on one of the stages, I was visibly frustrated. The Semi Pros advised me that the key to my personal satisfaction with my performance was to lower my expectations.

Thanks Semi Pros
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This is very close to the same advice I got from the semi-pros, DON'T SUCK!

Thanks Semi-Pro's...................(dick)
 
Oh Semi-Pro's I have an issue that I would like to have you help with, in all your vast knowledge of this sport why can I not hit "A's" am I just not aiming or is it that I'm not worthy of becoming a Semi-Pro? I would one day like to become a Semi-Pro and I feel that I am at least 4% of the way there now, what kind of wisdom can you help me to become a Semi-Pro and be looked upon so highly as yourselves? Later,

Kirk
 
On of the other sage Semi-Pros pointed out that you can't spell credit without a "D"

I was also helped immensly when I said "my shotgun is way low" and they replied "well tell it some jokes to cheer it up" Thanks Semi-Pros!
 
I'm still waiting for these amateurs to leave and the semi-pros to show up...
 
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