Ask the semi-pro

poopgiggle · Dec 5, 2012

dear semi pro my massive dong is impeding my movement during stages how should I mitigate this.

Is there a special harness I could buy at Academy or will I need to fashion a makeshift dongsling out of duct tape?

THANKS SEMI PRO

Adam Striegel · Dec 5, 2012

Congratulations. You just made me extremely uncomfortable thinking about the logistics of removing duct tape from that region.

Zekernst · Dec 5, 2012

RyanReed said:
I Mexican carried it to the safe area...

That sounds like the begining of an interesting match idea!

jtischauser · Dec 5, 2012

poopgiggle said:
dear semi pro my massive dong is impeding my movement during stages how should I mitigate this.

Is there a special harness I could buy at Academy or will I need to fashion a makeshift dongsling out of duct tape?

THANKS SEMI PRO

This is obviously a question for the Pros.

LoneStarSOF · Dec 6, 2012

I just spent the last two days reading this thread at work. I think everyone in my office hates me because the only thing iv been doing is Lauging my @$$ off!!

Thank you Semi-Pros for making my last two days the most enjoyable days I can remember..

-Amature Chris Sanford

Scott_S · Dec 11, 2012

Dear semipro,

If I buy a gun shot by the infamous Mr. Chambers will it still have semipro mojo on it? If so what's the recommended cleaning procedure?

I don't want to move up too quickly and I hear semipro mojo is potent.

Thanks,
Scott -"it's not sandbagging if you really suck"- S

Deathtrap · Dec 11, 2012

If there was any magic left in that gun he would have kept it. Standard semipro procedure is never keep a gun longer than 6 months if at all possible.

Chambers · Dec 11, 2012

Scott_S said:
Dear semipro,

If I buy a gun shot by the infamous Mr. Chambers will it still have semipro mojo on it? If so what's the recommended cleaning procedure?

I don't want to move up too quickly and I hear semipro mojo is potent.

Thanks,
Scott -"it's not sandbagging if you really suck"- S

No cleaning necessary just don't let your wife, sister, or girlfriend handle it.

btw, good purchase!

Chambers · Dec 11, 2012

poopgiggle said:
dear semi pro my massive dong is impeding my movement during stages how should I mitigate this.

Is there a special harness I could buy at Academy or will I need to fashion a makeshift dongsling out of duct tape?

THANKS SEMI PRO

wheelbarrow.

Unless there's some lucky Am we can nickname "dongsling."

Feegee · Dec 11, 2012

I let him use my progrip at the Ponca match, and the next thin I knew I was shooting A's, and it felt like I could run faster!!

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Deathtrap · Dec 11, 2012

poopgiggle said:
dear semi pro my massive dong is impeding my movement during stages how should I mitigate this.

Is there a special harness I could buy at Academy or will I need to fashion a makeshift dongsling out of duct tape?

THANKS SEMI PRO

I normally wear these. Remember kids your not a true semi-pro until it hits your ankle.

sefentress · Dec 12, 2012

I once asked one of the more famous semi pros for a good method to improve my match scores and he said " first take two weeks off to forget your bad habits then quit"

RyanReed · Dec 12, 2012

Official SemiPro off season training program:

http://youtu.be/jby0I-zLj9c

hermnrob · Dec 12, 2012

No wonder my wife is so buff! Personal home gym.

45recoil · Dec 12, 2012

Ah crap...its only a matter of time when JT wants a group buy on the tug toner

RyanReed · Dec 12, 2012

Jared Carpenter said:
Ah crap...its only a matter of time when JT wants a group buy on the tug toner

And starts recruiting for a training partner.

Zekernst · Dec 30, 2012

Dear semi pro, should I feel bad for being kicked off another online forum for giggling at someone's classified where they are charging 1500 bucks for a cheap ar and the call the mag a clip? It just kinda struck me funny?

poopgiggle · Dec 30, 2012

Not a semi pro but b& is a medal of honor.

Now make some gimmick accounts and do it to it

Deathtrap · Dec 31, 2012

Zekernst said:
Dear semi pro, should I feel bad for being kicked off another online forum for giggling at someone's classified where they are charging 1500 bucks for a cheap ar and the call the mag a clip? It just kinda struck me funny?

No you shouldn't feel bad unless its my post.

Zekernst · Dec 31, 2012

to be quite honest, when I tried to log in the next time and it said I had been banned till the first, I was shocked, then in awe, then, once again, I giggled(aloud). Never once did I feel I was wrong though? Does that mean I have no soul? lol