Ask the semi-pro

Deathtrap · Jun 24, 2012

A fellow semi-pro seemed surprised and said wow you beat me. So I told him of course I did, were shooting guns

Deathtrap · Jun 24, 2012

wchandler said:
There was a terrible rumor that Chambers had injured himself falling off a camel and wouldn't be shooting High Plains. I am happy to report that is false. He is indeed shooting the match (but he wouldn't comment on the camel thing).

Luckily it was just Cyrwus

Spiff · Jun 24, 2012

A conversation overheard between a Junior Shooter and a Semi-Pro at the High Plains Shotgun Challenge:

Junior Shooter: Semi-Pro, one day I will be as good as you.

Semi-Pro: Doubt it.

poopgiggle · Jun 24, 2012

Just finished TDSA AP1 today. I don't know if it's Semi-Pro approved but it's sure 1/8 Pro Approved.

1/8 Pro is a team I invented so I could be in it.

foghorn918 · Jun 24, 2012

poopgiggle said:
Just finished TDSA AP1 today. I don't know if it's Semi-Pro approved but it's sure 1/8 Pro Approved.

1/8 Pro is a team I invented so I could be in it.

Is this the Semi-Pro In Traning program? Who will be your sponsor?

Wall · Jun 24, 2012

Steve McGinley said:
Is this the Semi-Pro In Traning program?

No such thing, you either have it or you don't

poopgiggle · Jun 25, 2012

Steve McGinley said:
Is this the Semi-Pro In Traning program?

No it is a team that I just invented. I am its only member. You can join if you want.

AFAIK the only "Semi-Pro in Training" program is this bar called Maverick's in Tulsa.

Ben Zacharias · Jun 28, 2012

Semi-Pro Rule 14: Never insult the RO before the stage but ALWAYS afterwards.

Deathtrap · Jun 28, 2012

Incorrect. ROs will be insulted on a whenever I want to basis. They can run that timer up there ass, this is my stage and they should feel fortunate they didn't have to pay to watch me shoot.

Feegee · Jun 28, 2012

Jake Burki said:
Incorrect. ROs will be insulted on a whenever I want to basis. They can run that timer up there ass, this is my stage and they should feel fortunate they didn't have to pay to watch me shoot.

Sweet ^â¬†â¬†â¬†

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Julie Sanford · Jun 28, 2012

Spiff said:
A conversation overheard between a Junior Shooter and a Semi-Pro at the High Plains Shotgun Challenge:

Junior Shooter: Semi-Pro, one day I will be as good as you.

Semi-Pro: Doubt it.

LMAO...dear semipro ..I doubt it!

Julie Sanford · Jun 28, 2012

Jake Burki said:
Incorrect. ROs will be insulted on a whenever I want to basis. They can run that timer up there ass, this is my stage and they should feel fortunate they didn't have to pay to watch me shoot.

No elephant dung...& they can eat lunch while I'm doing it !

Topshotdudley · Jun 28, 2012

SP's have no Barriers I figured that out at high plains when spiff shot right through the barrier!

Corey · Jun 29, 2012

Topshotdudley said:
SP's have no Barriers I figured that out at high plains when spiff shot right through the barrier!

That is odd normally SP's just bend their bullets around the barriers

jtischauser · Jun 29, 2012

Jake Burki said:
Incorrect. ROs will be insulted on a whenever I want to basis. They can run that timer up there ass, this is my stage and they should feel fortunate they didn't have to pay to watch me shoot.

Someone needs to start a list of these good ones so I can edit the OP to keep them all handy come match day. It never hurts to reread this thread prior to a match or what feels like will be a long elephant dung.

brandt9913 · Jun 30, 2012

poopgiggle said:

I knew Burki was the black one, but I didn't realize he was also a woman.

technetium-99m · Jun 30, 2012

Some say Jake can take on any form he desires to, others say he appears differently to all individuals as his Chi is in alignment with all creation.

You see a black woman, I see Wilford Brimley.

The cycle of life and all.