Ask the semi-pro

RyanReed · Jun 13, 2012

Jesse Tischauser said:
That's more like it!

I didn't want to totally destroy the guy. He did help me set up the match.

jtischauser · Jun 13, 2012

RyanReed said:
I didn't want to totally destroy the guy. He did help me set up the match.

I was told by my local Semi Pro's that their #1 goal was to destroy guys.

Iggie · Jun 13, 2012

Dear semi-pros are you all gay? Or are some of your ranks still in the closet? With the RO?

jtischauser · Jun 13, 2012

Chase (iggie) said:
Dear semi-pros are you all gay? Or are some of your ranks still in the closet? With the RO?

I don't believe I would have asked that to THE SP's!

AP3 · Jun 13, 2012

Chase (iggie) said:
Dear semi-pros are you all gay? Or are some of your ranks still in the closet? With the RO?

One of the worst ways I ever saw a Semi-Pro tortue someone was to bury them up to their neck pour syrup on them and then wait on the ants. Are there any other Semi-Pro torture methods that are reccomend, Chase was wanting to know.

Besides, It ain't gay if it is a three-way!

RyanReed · Jun 14, 2012

Chase (iggie) said:
Dear semi-pros are you all gay? Or are some of your ranks still in the closet? With the RO?

I don't blame you for being confused. While tight fitting shirts, stylish grooming, quick wits and smoking fast reloads pull in the ladies, they are also know to draw in occasional new guy, confused with their sexuality. Same thing happens on the Men's semi pro bowling tour. Unfortunately, man love is not on this Semi Pro's course description.

jtischauser · Jun 14, 2012

AP3 said:
One of the worst ways I ever saw a Semi-Pro tortue someone was to bury them up to their neck pour syrup on them and then wait on the ants. Are there any other Semi-Pro torture methods that are reccomend, Chase was wanting to know.

Besides, It ain't gay if it is a three-way!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pi7gwX7rjOw&feature=youtube_gdata_player

poopgiggle · Jun 14, 2012

a young semi-pro answering the door

poopgiggle · Jun 14, 2012

The Semi-Pro Dance

Iggie · Jun 14, 2012

I apologize... I honestly made the statement because I Felt like this thread needed a jump start and didn't want to see it die.

Spiff · Jun 14, 2012

It was kind of you to take its place.

Chambers · Jun 14, 2012

Jake told me it wasn't gay if it was all hands??

Also, this thread will never die...it has evolved. It is now self aware and will outlast us all.

poopgiggle · Jun 14, 2012

a semi-pro visits the local idpa club match

Julie Sanford · Jun 16, 2012

Dear Semi Pros.... Every night I practicing loading (shotgun)....when I'm finished I have to grab a/some cold beer...have you ever noticed the synergy between the two activities? I'm looking for reassurance that my actions do not exhibit codependent behavior! Thanks, JS