Who would you rather NOT encounter in a dark alley?

who is scarier?

  • timid untrained BG with pistol

    Votes: 3 20.0%

  • confident trained BG with katana (not the redjacket kind)

    Votes: 2 13.3%

  • Burk with snubby and a half smoked cigarette

    Votes: 6 40.0%

  • your ex-wife with her attorney

    Votes: 7 46.7%
  • Total voters
    15
taymoor

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Who is scarier? The option is between the first two, but Burk is surely the deadliest, so definitely pick him too. Keep in mind you can pick two.
 
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Are we talking Bruce Willis in pulp fiction with the katana? Or Tom cruise in last samauri?
 
I think Burk would be scariest. That guy will put some serious flesh wounds, kidney, shoulder and leg hits on you in due time with that snubby. If I'm gonna lose a gunfight I wanted to take them center mass and for it to be quick so there isn't any suffering. Burk makes you wish you were dead with all those less than lethal bleed out shots. Then to make matters worse he will throw in a "take your sweet ass time" reload while he starts and finishes a smoke as he is about to finish you off. Frightening!
 
Jesse Tischauser said:
I think Burk would be scariest. That guy will put some serious flesh wounds, kidney, shoulder and leg hits on you in due time with that snubby. If I'm gonna lose a gunfight I wanted to take them center mass and for it to be quick so there isn't any suffering. Burk makes you wish you were dead with all those less than lethal bleed out shots. Then to make matters worse he will throw in a "take your sweet ass time" reload while he starts and finishes a smoke as he is about to finish you off. Frightening!
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That's funny stuff right there...............................................
 
Jesse Tischauser said:
I think Burk would be scariest. That guy will put some serious flesh wounds, kidney, shoulder and leg hits on you in due time with that snubby. If I'm gonna lose a gunfight I wanted to take them center mass and for it to be quick so there isn't any suffering. Burk makes you wish you were dead with all those less than lethal bleed out shots. Then to make matters worse he will throw in a "take your sweet ass time" reload while he starts and finishes a smoke as he is about to finish you off. Frightening!
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I imagine him putting his smoke out in a bullet wound with the generous "offer" to "cauterize that for you, bubba"
 
I didn't vote because there isn't an option listed for my ex-wife and her attorney.
 
I voted! Lol. Remember the Mad Max movie Thunderdome? Ex-wife and Attorney= MasterBlaster. "Who runs BarterTown?".
 
I think I would be laughing too hard if someone pulled a snubby on me. I did 3 excorts tonight for people that won jackpots.
 
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