My order showed up yesterday.
Frickin UPS.
A couple months ago I had a "porch pirate" loss. I have 2 acres fenced and gated, and they leave the packages right in front of the gate, when they should put them to the side where the fence vines will hide them. But, no common sense with these guys.
So I grab the work truck with a boom and go out in the woods and get 3 good size boulders (avg 5 K lbs per) and make a 3 sided structure with my address in big brass numbers on the middle boulder.
I've left many a note on my gate addressed to FEDEX/USPS/UPS to leave ALL packages behind the boulders.
The stupid UPS guy just can't get the idea and continues to leave all packages in front of the gate.