Ask the semi-pro

Deathtrap · Sep 3, 2012

Jesse Tischauser said:
Wait I'm confused?!?! So if I wore a kilt and a wig and "tucked" it would be OK but not ok, right?

No Jesse that would be a typical Friday night for you.

hermnrob · Sep 3, 2012

So in prone position it's a double chinned prairie dog?

Wall · Sep 3, 2012

Jesse I thought you always tucked

Wall · Sep 3, 2012

Marshal F said:
So in prone position it's a double chinned prairie dog?

Talk like this will raise your "like" factor rapidly

jtischauser · Sep 3, 2012

SgtDave said:
As long as it's a full "Silence of the Lambs" tuck you are ok. You might even add a merkin to top off the look.

I justed added a new word to my vocabulary.

Wall · Sep 3, 2012

SgtDave said:
You might even add a merkin to top off the look.

Pun intended or not?

Knowing Dave, I'm betting it was

JTMaddox · Sep 3, 2012

just to clarify, does the wig have to match the merkin?

SgtDave · Sep 4, 2012

I would say it would be very poor taste in accessorizing if your merkin didn't match the wig. It would make you look cheap and tasteless!

SgtDave · Sep 4, 2012

Is that Craig Outzen's merkin in JT's photo?

hermnrob · Sep 4, 2012

If it's Craig Outzen I'm surprised he didn't go with the landing strip Merkin, to match the Mohawk!

JTMaddox · Sep 4, 2012

can we get an official semi-pro ruling on the merkin issue?

poopgiggle · Sep 4, 2012

Dear semi-pro:

is changing the hair color of my merkin a production-legal merkin modification?

can I stipple my merkin?

dennishoddy · Sep 4, 2012

Use caution when using pointed, high temperature devices in the Merkin area.

Zekernst · Sep 4, 2012

no bicuriousness this way, but I can see there are a lot of deep seated merkin issues on this thread, perhaps a semi-pro psychologist should join the discussion and get to the heart of this seemingly merkin fetish?

Zekernst · Sep 4, 2012

and jesse, perhaps you should opt for a felt or cashmere lined supertuck rig if you plan on tucking, just for confort and to avoid abrasions? I'm no semi-pro, but common sense advocate.

Jeremy Moore · Sep 4, 2012

Zekernst said:
no bicuriousness this way, but I can see there are a lot of deep seated merkin issues on this thread, perhaps a semi-pro psychologist should join the discussion and get to the heart of this seemingly merkin fetish?

Semi-Pros don't go to psychologist...Psychologist seek advice and wisdom from Semi-Pros.

jtischauser · Sep 4, 2012

I can't believe Jake or Austin hasn't but a Semi Pro style end to all of this nonsense.

Spiff · Sep 4, 2012

http://img62.imageshack.us/img62/4125/unicorngottree2.jpg

45recoil · Sep 4, 2012

So this is where Jesse learned his weird handshake?
http://gallery.tdsatulsa.com/v/ACP1Oct2011/DSC03898.jpg.html

Deathtrap · Sep 24, 2012

Here is a personal quote of mine to get this thread stirred up again

"Some people are born badass, others just look that way on Youtube. Thankfully i have plenty of both."