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Bob Lee

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It's a little different at my house.
Had guns all my life. (Toy guns when I was a kid) Hmmmm, had a nice lever action when I was 6. Never did report that theft to the NYPD. But I digress.
The wife was talking about getting her permit @ 7 years ago.
So I bought her, HER first gun for her birthday, a G26.
I figured it would precipitate her to get it done.
So back when S&W had their 75$ rebate on the M&P's I bought my 45 Shield.
Got a pretty good deal, but not that great, bought it local.
The day I brought it home, I'm on the PSA website & there was the 9mm Shield that, with the rebate was
$199.00 OUT THE DOOR - FREE SHIPPING!
Wife - What're ya doing.
Me - Look at this.
Wife - You just got one.
Me - Yeah, but look at the price!
Wife - YOU'RE OUTTA YOUR MIND!
Me - It's the deal of the century.
Wife - You're crazy, you need ANOTHER GUN?
Me - Well, look at it this way . . . maybe . . . when you get your permit, you'll have TWO 9mm's instead of one!
Wife - OH! - SO GET IT THEN!
:)
Changed her tune pretty quick.
End result - she STILL hasn't gotten her permit - so both 9mm's are still MINE!*
*To her credit, she DID carry that Shield while hiking in Maine.
Gotta love constitutional carry.
Ya know, Vermont has always had constitutional carry there, and they're arguably one of the most liberal states in the country. They have a VERY low crime rate. I wonder why that is???? HMMMMMMM
 
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