Ask the semi-pro

Elementary, Watson!

First of all, you will need some knee pads. Multi Cam is preferred, but flat dark earth will do in a pinch.

You're going to want to put the wee baby Seamus down as gently as possible. If you do it right, he shouldn't even wake up. You may have to shoot with one of your strong hands and cradle Seamus with the other until you get to the crib.

After that, you'll new to shoot each zombie twice in the shoulder or lower extremities as fast as possible. They really hate that. Let me demonstrate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fWHV5couMc

Great answer as usual and the video to go with it is priceless! But that leads me to another question. I am hoping to make Semi Pro next year but my actions at the "Load and Jake Ready" command is to simply remove my pistol from the holster, insert a magazine and rack the slide to chamber a round followed be reinserting the pistol in the holster. If i start doing all that other really fast cool stuff you do with your pistol during your "Jake Ready" will I be semi pro ready by 2013?
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_4KAkzniJ8&feature=youtube_gdata_player


Lots to learn here folks. First after a semi-pro has elephant dung the bed on his match he is damn sure not going prone. So I did the next best thing and made a new port that was later deemed a "procedural". Also if you listen closely I tell the RO to " beep that elephant dung and get the **** out of the way", he was so stunned I totally grand master sandersoned that elephant dung and started with my hand on my gun. In conclusion never let a semi-pro watch or carry a baby
 
Burki's title is changed - we now have a new standard at BoomerShooter - anytime you shoot a good stage you must say the following:

"I Grand Master Sandersoned that elephant dung"
 
Burki's title is changed - we now have a new standard at BoomerShooter - anytime you shoot a good stage you must say the following:

"I Grand Master Sandersoned that elephant dung"
Actually, it's for use when you game the elephant dung out of it, like starting with your hand on your pistol or using a 6 o'clock hold for your low ready, or even talking the RO into a reshoot ;)
 
If i start doing all that other really fast cool stuff you do with your pistol during your "Jake Ready" will I be semi pro ready by 2013?

A semi pro must be able to fully confuse the RO at any time.

"Is the gun hot? Did he just break the 180? Why is he partially erect? I guess I need to beep this @#%$ and get the %*$@ out of his way!!"
 
It's all about the smoke & mirrors.

These were taught to me by a former Semi Pro, now Erect Pro -

If you fully tank a stage, run over the nearest berm ripping off clothes yelling "bees!" It may get you a reshoot.

It also works to have a partner. If your partner accidentally cooks one off while moving from one position to another, it is fully appropriate to yell "did you see the size of that snake!"

Anything to add to the confusion helps.
 
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