You know you're a gun nut when...

[Wall]

You might be a gun nut if you are considering a 0500 Black Friday trip to Bass Pro for some .22 ammo

Grab some for me

 

[dennishoddy]

...you wish you could load your shotgun as quickly as you can quad load ice into your beer cooler.

Fixed it for you.

 

[runawaygun762]

Fixed it? Who on Earth dumps rounds by the 20 pound bag into their shotgun? If you can quad load ice into the cooler, you aren't trying to chill enough beer.

 

[racnsoonr]

when you stop at the store to buy elephant dung to haul into the garage...so you can sneak your new gun into the garage

The above statement "may or may not have actually happened...ehem...for the record"

 

[mike cyrwus]

these are getting weak. Guys better step up your game, or im going to start rating these, "no holds barred"

 

[jtischauser]

these are getting weak. Guys better step up your game, or im going to start rating these, "no holds barred"

this is gonna get good.

 

[runawaygun762]

When you check your email multiple times a day for no other reason than the hopes you will see a price list for Accurate Iron work.

Oh, I got one. When you say no to a delicious, wonderful Wal-Mart chocolate cream pie because for only 90 cents more, you can buy a box of Suprema 12 gauge ammo.

 

[runawaygun762]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff-3Ux7OxgU

When your year and a half-old son ROs himself in the living room.

 

[Chris54326]

When the wife says she's gonna adopt the UPS man and give him his own bedroom because he's here every day at 4pm!

 

[luke.reninger]

When USPS flat rate boxes quit coming and everything is on a pallet.

 

[runawaygun762]

God, the day I can have a pallet of anything shooting related delivered will be the happiest day of my life. I can say that confidently because my wife and kids won't read this.

 

[Tech]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ff-3Ux7OxgU

When your year and a half-old son ROs himself in the living room.

He deserves an anticipating the buzzer warning, and was close to breaking the 180...c'mon tell him to step up his game!

 

[Wall]

yep, 180 violation. Time to take that boy out for a Blizzard

 

[mike cyrwus]

When you check your email multiple times a day for no other reason than the hopes you will see a price list for Accurate Iron work.

Oh, I got one. When you say no to a delicious, wonderful Wal-Mart chocolate cream pie because for only 90 cents more, you can buy a box of Suprema 12 gauge ammo.

Did you not get that email?
Ill check it when I get home

 

[runawaygun762]

No violation there. In my home, I'm the MD and I have declared the entire house a floating 180. I'll check again, Mike.

 

[Tech]

I really got a kick out of that video David. Love it!

 

[runawaygun762]

Yeah, that was all his idea, too. I have another one of him running back and forth in the living room pretending to shoot a 3 gun stage that he watched daddy do. He fired my AR when he was a yea and a half old, he got his first pistol at 5, killed his first deer at 6, and shot in his first Steel Challenge match at 7. That little elephant dung doesn't stand a chance at being normal and he loves it.

 

[racnsoonr]

Ready... beep. .pew pew pew.. ok...love it!

 

[Bryan Hoover]

When you are dreaming about running 3 gun stages for hours because there is no 3 gun match this weekend!

 

[Travis Colford]

When you have just purchased enough ammo for the 3 gun match for the weekend and realize it is next weekend so go to the local gun range for "Practice"