You know you're a gun nut when...

[runawaygun762]

You change favorite restaurants because of their no carry policy.

You don't hug people any more

You can still hug, but like grappling, go for the underhook.


You get pissed at Boomershooter for having a max numer of "Likes" in one day because you have done or want to do nearly everything you've read on this topic so far.

 

[dennishoddy]

How about when the MPs on post find two guns and over a thousand rounds of ammo in the trunk during a security check? I felt bad, because it was my buddy who borrowed my car that got stopped for the search. I was new to the army and didn't know any better. They were cool, though. I just had to keep my 10/22 and SKS in the arms room instead of my car.

Opps! I was on a 3 day hunt at McAlester Army Ammunition Depot. Just about got kicked off the base. It had to be a 5.56 Nato too. That brought up a lot of questions.lol

 

[runawaygun762]

I've never had much issue with ammo on post. I did have an MP tell me I had to take the bullet-riddled beer can off my rearview mirror since it technically constituted an open container.

 

[Bob Sanders]

When you get banned from the Moms Demand Action Facebook page. Ladies and gentlemen, I have arrived!

 

[Mitch Rapp]

You tuck your guns in at night
Your guns have names and birthdays

My March of '45 Garand is named Eleanor.

 

[desert_gypsy]

When everyone that comes to visit you knows to yell "Friendly, coming in!" as they come through the front door. (my dad just yells "Don't shoot!")

 

[Wild Bill1]

When the only bottle opener deemed fit for use is an armadillo.

 

[Tech]

You check practiscore about a hundred times a day entering all the different search words you can think of, of what the last match you shot might be called...

 

[Bob Sanders]

When the only bottle opener deemed fit for use is an armadillo.

Lest the Shiner cap damage your trigger finger...

 

[scooter123]

You're trying to explain to the wife why you need a second gun safe...

 

[jcameron996]

You're trying to explain to the wife why you need a second gun safe...

If you think that's tough, wait till that second one is full.

 

[zombiegirl]

Trying to explain to the hubby why I NEED another gun....safe....more ammo......etc.......

 

[runawaygun762]

Trying to explain to the hubby why I NEED another gun....safe....more ammo......etc.......

If you have to explain that to your hubby, perhaps you should both see other men.

 

[Wall]

If you have to explain that to your hubby, perhaps you should both see other men.

Lol

 

[billdozer]

If you stage you gear in the car, so you can "work" Saturday.

 

[jtischauser]

If you have to explain that to your hubby, perhaps you should both see other men.

Lol!

 

[Wild Bill1]

Trying to explain to the hubby why I NEED another gun....safe....more ammo......etc.......

I know we have never met, but, can you talk to my girlfriend? She seems to listen other women....

 

[dennishoddy]

If you think that's tough, wait till that second one is full.

Amen bro. Takes 5 minutes to drag everything out to get to the guns in the back.

I'm working on my significant other on getting #3. It's not going well.

 

[runawaygun762]

...you wish you could load your shotgun as quickly as you can quad load ice into your water bottle.

 

[Burk Cornelius]

You might be a gun nut if you are considering a 0500 Black Friday trip to Bass Pro for some .22 ammo