You know you're a gun nut when...

[dennishoddy]

You can't understand why your gf WOULDN'T want to go shooting for Valentine's Day.

Dump her.

 

[scubor2]

You can't understand why your gf WOULDN'T want to go shooting for Valentine's Day.

If she was really serious she would show up with a big box of ammo no one else can find.

 

[Carmanml]

If she was really serious she would show up with a big box of ammo no one else can find.

If she does that, wife her. Immediately.

 

[jeremys]

When you put 5k worth of gear into a $2000 car, and drive 200 miles round trip for a match... and know you have your financial priorties in place.

 

[jeremys]

When you practice putting the cap on your cologne

i figured you just used breakfree...

 

[Burk Cornelius]

You are puking your guts out but still manage to shoot 2 stages at your local 3-gun match because "its better than just laying around the house puking"

 

[jhjh11]

And u didn't shoot too bad either. Now I realize y u were not ur normal chipper self when I was telling u to make ready

 

[scubor2]

You are puking your guts out but still manage to shoot 2 stages at your local 3-gun match because "its better than just laying around the house puking"

Thanks for not asking me to car pool. There is a stomache bug going around, Jay got it. If eveyone else gets it I wouldn't recommend setting up targets at the next match.

 

[drmitchgibson]

When you wonder who the assholes are who are buying up all the bulk pack bird shot in these dire times, as you pick the last box off the shelf, and it's the fourth pack you've bought this month.

 

[jtischauser]

When your garage wall looks like this...

 

[jeremys]

You cars must hate you.



Nice

 

[Carmanml]

When your garage wall looks like this...

When somebody posts a picture of their garage wall and you want to know why that's not their living room wall. Also, super jealous a little bit.

 

[45recoil]

When your garage wall looks like this...

1) There is a lot of room along that wall to accommodate stack of ammo.
2) You forgot to put your Dyson up
3) Is that your sleeping bag?

 

[jtischauser]

I think I'm a hoarder! 9 Double Alpha belts might be excessive.

 

[Deathtrap]

I think I'm a hoarder! 9 Double Alpha belts might be excessive.

No. You just like to make sure you always have a belt that matches your shoes

 

[45recoil]

...when you bypass the envelopes in your mailbox that read "urgent" or "last notice" and continue on to read the midway usa monthly catalog

 

[foghorn918]

....when you leave work early to see if your jersey came in the mail today.....yes it did!

 

[kmullican]

When you buy your husband a shot timer for his b-day, so you can improve your match score

 

[StealthESW]

When you find old bottles of gun oil in places you forgot you placed it.

 

[drmitchgibson]

When your house gets burglarized, and you call Make Ready Pro Shop before you call the insurance company.