You know you're a gun nut when...

You wake up and feel like you have to have a short barreled suppressed 300 blackout

You can justify the above purchase by saying it takes standard capacity magazines so I won't have to buy any more mags.

When you rationalize the 10 in barrel for the 300 blackout by saying it is not for hunting that is what the 6.5 Grendel will be for.

When a coworker that has classes in Elreno text to see if she needs to pick up any reloading supplies
 
You find your self wearing the new golf vest you picked up at the thrift store over the wekeend for an IDPA cover garmet at work so you can practice your "cover garmet sweep" as you're drawing your wire wrap gun and stripper from your work holster.
 
That sounds like a song the Young kids are hooked on now.

I wear your grandpa "vest", to practice pistol draws, I look incredible! I'm gonna pop some tags!

I'm sure only the young bunch have heard this song but it's funny. It's about a rapper who shops at thrift stores. I think it's called I'm gonna pop some tags!
 
when your girlfriend tells you how slow that reload was by an officer on a TV show.

to give the cop some credit it looked like it he slowed down for the camera.
or I'm just that fast that things appear in slow motion now. ;)
 
jeremys said:
When you realize it will be easier to lie and tell your wife you will be at the strip club all day Sunday instead of telling her you will be at another gun event.
You may have thought of a new concept. A gun range with a strip club. On second thought the strippers might not make enough tips because everyone spent all their money on guns and ammo.
 
When you see these on the back of tractor trailers and think boat tail ammunition every time. Both have the same purpose. I'll bet that trailer has a wicked high ballistic coefficient.

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...you look for primers under the reloading bench before vacuuming
...your girlfriend (or wife) complains about all the brass she finds in your pockets while doing laundry
...you drive home from a match and think of all the ways you could have done better
...you ask your family for ONLY reloading supplies for Christmas
...you buy yourself a new gun for Christmas...in June...
...your reloading bench is cleaner than your room
...you get weird looks in class when you look at match videos on youtube
...you look at a brass's head stamp quizzically if you've never heard of it before
...you can't stand a range with just lanes
...you can identify the scent of ballistol/hoppes/gun scrubber/mpro/rem oil from a mile away
...you have a reciprocity card in your wallet
...you have an bullet overlay card in your wallet
...they are in front of your loved ones
...you sigh when you find a steel case in your range brass
...you get frustrated inside when describing major and minor to a someone who knows nothing about the shooting sports
...you reminisce about prices of ammo...6 months ago
...you convinced someone that reloading would cost less than buying ammo...but left out that your shooting time would increase 10 fold
 
You get upset when you look up that cool pistol you just saw on an old TV show and find out it's not in production any more and rarer than hens teeth. (Wilkinson Arms Linda Pistol)

You still think that the Ruger Mini 14 GB-F in Stainless is still the coolest rifle in the world.
 
When you practice putting the cap on your cologne and the battery in your cordless drill because it feels similar to a mag change.
 
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