What to do after retirement.....


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Sep 22, 2018
After 20 years as a gynecologist, the doctor decides to retire because he's bored wants to try something new.
He's always liked hot rods so he decides to go to school to become an auto mechanic.

When the time comes for his final exam, he completes the task and asks, "How did I do?"
The instructor says, "Fantastic, you scored 150%!
The retired doctor replies, "150%, how did I do that?"

The instructor tells him:
" I gave you 50% because you disassembled the engine perfectly"
"Then, I gave you 50% because you put it all back together exactly right, the engine ran, and you had no parts left over"
"And finally, I gave you an additional 50% because you did it all through the muffler!"


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Feb 20, 2019
Western Oregon
I'm allowed, I'm half Italian

Why Italians can't be Paramedics
Vinny and Sal are out in the woods hunting when suddenly Sal grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn’t seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.
Vinny whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He tells the operator, “I think Sal is dead! What should I do?
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says, "Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he’s dead." There is a silence.
And then a gun shot is heard. Vinny’s voice comes back on the line,
"Okay… Now what"?

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