lafayette gregory
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One evening a husband,
thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim
Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, decided that she simply
couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a
little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out..
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put
talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker,
'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow.
You guys just never learn... Do not tick off the little woman
thinking he was being funny, said to his
wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim
Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!'
His wife was not amused, decided that she simply
couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. 'What the heck is this?' he said to himself as a
little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out..
'April,' he hollered into the bathroom, 'Why did you put
talcum powder in my underwear?'
She replied with a snicker,
'It's not talcum powder; it's 'Miracle Grow.
You guys just never learn... Do not tick off the little woman
