Stocking Stuffers for your spouse

[Enjay]

Since Thanksgiving is over and we've moved on to blatant consumerism I thought I'd start a thread with suggested gift items for our long suffering spouses that might finally force them over to the dark side. After all, we have cookies over here. Or did until my kids hoovered them up.
This seems like a perfect gift for the chef in your life:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UCOFXaM9aoA[/youtube]

 

[Enjay]

Here's a little something to help them with the decorating theme:
http://www.etsy.com/listing/68001569/gun-drawer-pull-pistol-cabinet-hardware

 

[Red Hat]

That's great! All we need now are sausage bullets to go with the egg gun and some target toast!

 

[Enjay]

Folks, today we have hit the bonanza!
http://www.chocolateweapons.com/chocolate-guns.html

They have everything from chocolate Glocks and hand grenades to my personal favorite, the fisticup:

Red Hat:
I couldn't find sausage bullets (I believe we could mold those ourselves though) but they do have chocolate bullets and ice bullet molds. YAY!

And their sister site is fun too, soapweapons.com

 

[Enjay]

Today I present to you the Pursuader(tm)! Available in Natural Skin, Black, Blue Alligator and Copper Mirrored Leather (as shown).
The ad guys have quite a lot to say about it:

(It's a magazine, guys, NOT a clip! Sheesh!)

This is the contribution from the photoshop guys:

I'm not quite sure what message they're trying to convey. Perhaps the National Socialist Film Industry's interpretation of Beach Blanket Bingo, starring Angelina Jolie?

 

[Enjay]

Last, but not least, I have risen from the dentists chair to present this gem for your perusal.
http://www.beeroutlaw.com/

The Leather Beer Holster!

They're so good they even have a copy of Psychosticks beer-centric video
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-jOEAufDQ4[/youtube]

I hope you found something to stuff in their stockings that will entice your significant other over to the gun side!