Soldering Iron of Justice

[Burk Cornelius]

[font="verdana][size="2"]If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a six-gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like "Hey, look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" and started laughing, and everybody else started laughing, I could just say, "That's right, it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice." Then everybody would get real quiet and ashamed, because they had made fun of the soldering iron of justice, and I could probably hit them up for a free drink.[/size][/font]

 

[taymoor]

Where did you hear that? It made me giggle.

 

[Burk Cornelius]

What makes you think I didn't make that up myself? That's kind of rude actually. I am pretty freakin' introspective. The fact that you didn't even consider for a moment that I could have come up with something this silly just pi$es me off. I am through with you TAYMORE (sp)



















It is from Jack Handey

 

[taymoor]

It is from Jack Handey

That sounds like a skin flick. :huh: What is this soldering iron supposed to be used for?

 

[Burk Cornelius]

What is this soldering iron supposed to be used for?

if you have to ask, I'm not going to tell you

 

[taymoor]

if you have to ask, I'm not going to tell you

well, as long as it is "just"

 

[Burk Cornelius]

well, as long as it is "just"

it is

 

[jtischauser]

I was thinking That sounded like a line from ole Jack.

 

[Jefpainthorse]

tough room..............

ya'all shooting Sunday? Or working on mother boards?

 

[pyplynr]

My favorite Jack Handey quote


Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun? It’s cheaper than a dog, plus if you walk around shooting all the time people are going to get out of the way. Cars, too!

 

[dennishoddy]

Alternate interrogation practices? :unsure: