Prize Table Discussion

[Burk Cornelius]

Wow....I'm confused. Short trip I know.....but,,,,how is this whole thing working again? Is Brandon or Burk picking the numbers? Do I need to send in my list of preferred prizes or do I just sit and wait? This is entirely too much to think about. I better have another beer. I'll just pick a random one out of the fridge.

Just sit tight and I will tell when you need to do something. LOL Don't make me come over there!

I may change the title of this thread to:

"Prize Table Discussion, and other random elephant dung"

 

[Bob Sanders]

Beastiality brings out the beast in me.

Safe word safe word safe word!

 

[stan686]

Beastiality brings out the beast in me.

WHOAA!!!! This just took a bad, bad turn....I better have 2 beers!

 

[YukonGlocker]

I could create a computer program in Python that would automate this entire process. Everyone would submit their list of preferred prizes ranked from first to last (in an online form for automation), then the script could choose a person at random, look up his/her preferred prize (moving down his/her ranked list to account for claimed prizes), email that person a description of his/her prize, then iterate at random until the prizes are gone (the results would also be saved in a spreadsheet format). The program/script would take a bit to code...but after that, this whole process would be cut down to about 15 seconds (give or take a few).

I received a couple PMs that, in effect, thought this was a joke (although missing a good punchline). It's no joke! Part of my day job is to create ways to automate things that would typically take many hours to complete. This whole prize choosing process could be cut down from days of work to less than 5 minutes. Let me know if you'd like to discuss it. Work like this would normally cost somebody around $100/hour, but I'd do it for the forum for free. And, I'd share the code openly for you to test/check it. No problem either way...just wanted you to know that it's possible.
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[Burk Cornelius]

I could create a computer program in Python that would automate this entire process. Everyone would submit their list of preferred prizes ranked from first to last (in an online form for automation), then the script could choose a person at random, look up his/her preferred prize (moving down his/her ranked list to account for claimed prizes), email that person a description of his/her prize, then iterate at random until the prizes are gone (the results would also be saved in a spreadsheet format). The program/script would take a bit to code...but after that, this whole process would be cut down to about 15 seconds (give or take a few).

I like the sound of that

I received a couple PMs that, in effect, thought this was a joke (although missing a good punchline). It's no joke! Part of my day job is to create ways to automate things that would typically take many hours to complete. This whole prize choosing process could be cut down from days of work to less than 5 minutes. Let me know if you'd like to discuss it. Work like this would normally cost somebody around $100/hour, but I'd do it for the forum for free. And, I'd share the code openly for you to test/check it. No problem either way...just wanted you to know that it's possible.
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I REALLY like the sound of that

 

[farmgirl]

I like the sound of that


I REALLY like the sound of that

Maybe worth a look at, at least. [emoji15]

 

[poopgiggle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V3Vgptnstyc

 

[jtischauser]

This thread is the equivelant of the company Christmas Party where you get way too drunk, too naked, too pregnant and too unemployed.

 

[mikey80]

This thread is the equivelant of the company Christmas Party where you get way too drunk, too naked, too pregnant and too unemployed.

Let's cut the bullshit, shall we??!!

 

[twss]

I only look pregnant

 

[stan686]

Just sit tight and I will tell when you need to do something. LOL Don't make me come over there!
I may change the title of this thread to:

"Prize Table Discussion, and other random elephant dung"

BURK! Now?

 

[Tech]

This thread is the equivelant of the company Christmas Party where you get way too drunk, too naked, too pregnant and too unemployed.

So what's the problem?

 

[poopgiggle]

where you get way too drunk

That's a thing?

 

[Fleche]

This thread is the equivelant of the company Christmas Party where you get way too drunk, too naked, too pregnant and too unemployed.

Not again....

 

[runawaygun762]

I've only ever been mostly pregnant, never too pregnant.

 

[Burk Cornelius]

BURK! Now?

No

 

[FortyMikeMike]

This thread feels like some sort of wonky waiting room where we all kill time before Dr. DuBois sees us for our hour of scheduled therapy. Don't worry, you get to choose what flavor sucker you get when its all done...

 

[mikey80]

I'm gonna squeeze a spaghetti fart into a mason jar, put the lid on tight, wrap it as a gift, and give it to the next person who kisses an ass in the thread

 

[ShaneP]

"Big Pimpin Shane P"

Ha...my girls call me Gator!

 

[mikey80]

Ha...my girls call me Gator!

Thank you for sharing that.

Everyone, let's give Shane a round of applause for sharing himself.