President's Day

newbirdhunter

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I was eating breakfast with my 7-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?"
Without skipping a beat she said, "It's Presidents Day!"
She's smart, so I asked her "What does Presidents Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about Obama, Bush or Clinton, etc.
She replied, "Presidents Day is when the President steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have another year of Bull elephant dung."

It hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose.
 
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