Judgmental Map of OKC

poopgiggle · Apr 1, 2015

A "judgmental map of OKC" has surfaced on the Internet, with funny names for part of the OKC area. I don't know OKC at all. Please confirm:

I added the red box; it's the area where I think Micah lives. I'm not sure whether he's more of a "gay electrician" or "sex offender."

Tuflehundon · Apr 1, 2015

Pretty accurate if you ask me. I'm from Del City BTW.

Matt1911 · Apr 1, 2015

Lol, Burk lives right where the horse farm wannabes" is located.

Matt1911 · Apr 1, 2015

That's actually really accurate.

drmitchgibson · Apr 1, 2015

I would offer a revision. Where is this map, and can it be modified?

jtischauser · Apr 1, 2015

That's funny!

poopgiggle · Apr 1, 2015

Mitch Gibson said:
I would offer a revision. Where is this map, and can it be modified?

I got it from /r/Oklahoma, and it can be modified with MSPaint

Burk Cornelius · Apr 1, 2015

Matt Rigsby said:
Lol, Burk lives right where the horse farm wannabes" is located.

Im actually between uptight pircks and who lives out here

technetium-99m · Apr 1, 2015

You got Micah's location wrong, but given the accuracy of the rest of the map I think he should move there.

poopgiggle · Apr 2, 2015

technetium-99m said:
You got Micah's location wrong, but given the accuracy of the rest of the map I think he should move there.

My 2nd, 3rd, and 4th guesses are the areas marked "hoes," "strippers," and "retired strippers" respectively.

charger arms · Apr 2, 2015

They forgot Sir John Michael.

Josh Beauchamp · Apr 2, 2015

I like the "Semi permanent disaster area" tag for Moore. I am convinced the Governor needs to declare Moore a perpetual disaster area.

mike cyrwus · Apr 2, 2015

"guy cleaning his AR" is too close to Tony to be accurate. He never cleans guns

Bryan Hoover · Apr 2, 2015

HA! Micah is with the Hippies and Tony is hangin with the old folks.

mikey80 · Apr 2, 2015

I actually live closer to The Republic of Mathis Brothers. Bucky lives in Dog Tied To A Stake, Bryan lives with the Wanna Be Ranchers, and Grant lives with the Entitled Assholes.

poopgiggle · Apr 2, 2015

So you're adjacent to the hoes but don't live with them?

That makes sense. Otherwise you might be tempted to get high on your own supply. IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

Matt1911 · Apr 2, 2015

mike cyrwus said:
"guy cleaning his AR" is too close to Tony to be accurate. He never cleans guns

He actually lives closer to the string of restaurants and soon to be restaurants.

mike cyrwus · Apr 2, 2015

Matt Rigsby said:
He actually lives closer to the string of restaurants and soon to be restaurants.

He is a VISIONARY

Wild Bill1 · Apr 2, 2015

That's pretty damn funny..

Scott Hearn · Apr 2, 2015

This is hilarious Poop. You sure it's not of your labors?

I wanna move up by the rich hippies, so I can slide on down and convert some of those the lesbians.