Some helpful hints from a relocated Hoosier:
They drink SWEET TEA down here by the gallon. You add about 4 cups of sugar per glass of tea while it is hot. Then ice. If you add the sugar when the tea is cold, the sugar just collects at the bottom. The sugar filled glass is a dead giveaway for a Yankee.
They hunt deer down here with a shotgun. Its not that they cannot shoot accurately with a rifle, its just that the woods are dense and the deer very small. If it has antlers on its head, its a deer, otherwise it may be a dog. Be sure of your target.
The Southerners do not have a drawl like we were told. They just have a mouth full of Red Man and it makes them talk funny, even the women.
Southern folks cannot drive in the cold. It just has to get chilly here for them to close the schools, banks, and government offices. No snow required. When it does snow, about 1" or so, massive death tolls result from accidents on the interstate. Southerners cannot drive on snow.
Southerners are all NASCAR fans. They only make left turns. If they must turn right, it messes them up, and they will generally pull out right in front of you. Be advised. Earnhardt is not dead down here, he just took a break from racing to tune his engine.
Yellow lights do not mean prepare to stop. It means go faster, so the guy behind you does not smash into you cause HE IS NOT GOING TO STOP ON YELLOW.
Southerners believe Yankees are always wrong. The next few posts will confirm that by telling me just how wrong I am in my hints to you. Ignore them, I am right.
