And here I was going to say high capacity 9mm in your weak hand, to lay down your own cover fire, while wielding .45ACP in your strong hand for primary hole punching. With 38 super and 50GI... Well, I've run out of limbs!
Maybe we can do one of those all-terrain electric wheel chairs, with a mouth joy-stick and go shoeless. Does anyone know of a good 1911 "foot" grip in a G10 material? Or should we go with stippling? Reloads are going to be tricky! You know, I think we just found something a chimp can do better than a human...
Anybody know where I can get a pair of chimp feet and a mouth-controlled, electric wheel chair!? I really think we have something here...