The wife just had surgery and she is laid up so we dont have to do crap but stay home and watch tv. Im sure I'll get here something though. Why is it all about getting them stuff? I want some ammo for VD.
VD is for the ladies.
Guys get squat.
I'm calling it discrimination. If she gets $70 for flowers, I should get $100 worth of ammo, as I can recycle the brass. The flowers go into the trash.