For your entertainment....

[fatbaldguy]

Among the things I got for SWMBO this year was an Ancestry DNA kit. The timing wasn't perfect, but she got the results on Christmas Eve.
This morning....
Her: My genealogy didn't show up on my email on my computer or laptop, but it did on my phone.
Me: Do you have a separate email for your phone?
Her: No.
Me on her desktop: Right here it is.
Her: That's not what I'm talking about.
Me: Huh?

 

[fieldgrade]

I have those conversations daily with the Venusian to whom I'm legally bound.

Being from Mars myself, I have no idea what she's talking about most of the time, which of course makes her angry because I don't read minds as well as I once did.

 

[Addicted2Gunz]

Lol sounds familiar....

 

[boatdoc]

just send her a fake email--tell her that her people are from china or africa--99% correct everytime

 

[awmp]

I tell my kids often they are aliens from another planet, I guess this would narrow down what planet, lol.