Everlasting Glory to Armslist

Avtomat-Acolyte · Aug 28, 2014

Cadre of retards.

"I have a nice Taurus..."
No. You don't.

"Brand new, test fired only 10 times."
:roll:

"WTT my Rossi... NO JUNK!"
What is this. I don't even.

"Nice WASR with all the upgrades..."
Get out.

"I cobbled together, probably incorrectly, a Frankenstein AR-15 from Palmetto State Armory and some random other ****ers... give me $2000"
Good god.

"WTT crazy random bullshit, like a motorized scooter, that has been personalized with Clemson bedazzlement for your high-end HK or SIG"

"WTS MagPul P-Mags, used, for twice the price you can buy them brand new"

bigfutz · Aug 29, 2014

You have found some doozies! Obviously, some of these were tongue-in-cheek. Armslist should post a disclaimer, "For entertainment purposes only." I'm bookmarking this thread... keep posting!

bigfutz · Aug 29, 2014

Up forsale is a brand new in the box DPMS 308 ar-10. This gun comes with everything from the factory. This would make someone a great hard to find gun, there are not many out there forsale.
Just what I need... something else to get lost.

For Sale/Trade: Will trade a ar-15 for good porn

New in box, never fired Buschmaster AR-15 MOE mid length
Friends don't let friends drink and post on Armslist.

Sniper308 · Aug 29, 2014

Doh!.....I think that "Nice Taurus" might be mine........

GOTCHA! lol

rotarymike · Aug 29, 2014

Kinda makes me want to post something trolling on purpose, just to see the feedback. lol.

Tedge · Aug 30, 2014

The gun trader/for sale pages on Facebook are just as bad.

A guy on there wouldn't take less than $300 for some throw away gun, think it was a Cobra IIRC. The thing looked like it spent it's life at the bottom of a toolbox getting beat up.

Glocks apparently don't lose value. Even if they've been stippled, grip chops/reductions, and cerekoted safety orange.

I've seen people try to trade 37 bullets in 12 different calibers.

A bunch of people trying to trade way up.

Stan in SC · Aug 31, 2014

As my old uncle used to say "You don't know what's going to bite until you throw your bait in the water".

Stan in SC

tigerfan00 · Sep 3, 2014

My favorite is receiving the very short email

"Are you interested in my custom AR15?"

respond back inquiring brands/age/etc and then zero response...

Avtomat-Acolyte · Sep 3, 2014

tigerfan00 said:
My favorite is receiving the very short email

"Are you interested in my custom AR15?"

respond back inquiring brands/age/etc and then zero response...

I had that experience recently. A guy posts a few pictures of a bunch of TA-50 / CIF / RFI equipment. Ammo pouches, knee pads, body armor, et al.

I email him and say that I would be interested in most, if not all, of the ammo pouches and would like an itemized list.

He replied back with "yeah I got some pouches"

Well, no elephant dung. I guess you're just too damned stupid for me to ever bother communicating with again.

Avtomat-Acolyte · Sep 26, 2014

FELONY FOR SALE

http://www.armslist.com/posts/3541267/greenville-georgia-handguns-for-sale--krissy-vector-sdp

rotarymike · Sep 26, 2014

Front grip?

Avtomat-Acolyte · Sep 26, 2014

rotarymike said:
Front grip?

Correct. That is a KRISS Vector SDP. "Security Detail Pistol."

Pistol + Vertical Foregrip = "Any Other Weapon" as defined per 1934 National Firearms Act and requires an Tax Stamp on an approved form.

tigerfan00 · Sep 26, 2014

Looks like they altered the post to no front grip

Avtomat-Acolyte · Sep 26, 2014

tigerfan00 said:
Looks like they altered the post to no front grip

Someone must've emailed them.

Now they can sell their pistol as a pistol instead of an instant felony.

bigfutz · Sep 27, 2014

Nice job snatching that photo before they altered it. But now it only exists in your post. YOU may want to delete it.

TheSwampFox · Sep 28, 2014

Here is another felony for sale. Looks like he jerry-rigged a stock onto his .223 pistol but no mention of a tax stamp. One of these days a cop needing an easy bust is going to start contacting these idiots.

http://www.armslist.com/posts/3546629/c ... -16--fs-ft

bigfutz · Sep 28, 2014

Or we're going to have to fill out applications just for parts. This is so obvious you have to wonder if it's a sting.

rotarymike · Sep 28, 2014

The Keltec ad methinks is bait.

TheSwampFox · Sep 28, 2014

You are probably right. It seems like if the cops post a link for an illegal firearm an then arrest you for buying it wouldn't that be entrapment? I thought the criminal act to be the idea of the criminal not the undercover cop.

Avtomat-Acolyte · Sep 28, 2014

rotarymike said:
The Keltec ad methinks is bait.

TheSwampFox said:
You are probably right. It seems like if the cops post a link for an illegal firearm an then arrest you for buying it wouldn't that be entrapment? I thought the criminal act to be the idea of the criminal not the undercover cop.

The problem is that police are not exempt from the 1934 National Firearms Act. So, unless the bait was planted by the ATF then the police officer and/or agency they work for are committing a felony violation of federal law.