Country Sayings

[Fred_G]

This is a new one on me. Heard it today. "She is so high she could duck hunt with a rake."

Any of you know some funny sayings?

 

[Trump.45]

I remember my Drill Sergeant telling me that my uniform brass needs to SHINE LIKE A DIAMOND IN A PIGS BUTT!

 

[Mike Galway]

You're lower than whale elephant dung , on the bottom of the ocean . Company commander screamed this at us in boot camp .

 

[Fred_G]

You ever talk to someone and realize their cornbread is not quite done in the middle?

 

[krglorioso]

If my dog looked like that I'd shave its ass and make it walk backwards.

 

[Mr.Fister]

Pappy (my father) would often say, "The things you see when you don't have a gun."
This had a wide range of applications.

 

[ImNoHoople]

This is a new one on me. Heard it today. "She is so high she could duck hunt with a rake."

Any of you know some funny sayings?

"Slipperier than snot on a door knob"

 

[ImNoHoople]

"Slipperier than snot on a door knob"

 

[CHarley]

Nuttier than a squirrel turd!

 

[CECannonJr]

He's as nervous as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs.

 

[Fred_G]

Hotter than the door knob at a whore house on nickel night.