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[Wild Bill1]

So, I think I've read most everythig on the Internet, delayed flights suck. Thanks for listening. 😣ðŸ"«


Sent from Will Rogers airport bar......

 

[Bob Sanders]

I don't like assholes. Especially when they try to be cute. I think maybe I shouldn't venture off Boomershooter for a few days.

 

[Matt1911]

There's three kinds of people in this world Chuck: dicks, pussies, and assholes.
Pussies think everyone can get along, and dicks just want to **** all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes, Chuck. And all the assholes want to do is elephant dung all over everything! So, pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while, because pussies get ****ed by dicks. But dicks also **** assholes, Chuck. And if they didn't **** the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your kitty cat all covered in elephant dung!

 

[mike cyrwus]

Come into my limo, Matt. I have something important to talk to you about. Good, now xxxx my xxxx!

 

[Bob Sanders]

I'm kinda creeped out that Matt knew my given name is Charles...

 

[dennishoddy]

I'm kinda creeped out that Matt knew my given name is Charles...

Its the internet. We know when you took your last dump.

 

[Bob Sanders]

Its the internet. We know when you took your last dump.

That's not hard to figure out, I work in a power plant. In 20 years I've probably been paid 10 grand for taking a dump.

 

[dennishoddy]

That's not hard to figure out, I work in a power plant. In 20 years I've probably been paid 10 grand for taking a dump.

Oh hell yes! My power plant had my name on the corner stall!

 

[Wild Bill1]

That's not hard to figure out, I work in a power plant. In 20 years I've probably been paid 10 grand for taking a dump.

You sound like a man after my own heart that lives by my creed. "Never sweat on company time and never elephant dung on your own." I salute you Mr. Sanders.

 

[mike cyrwus]

mexican food alert

Monterey Jacks in MWC, on Air Depot

Chile Verde


-that is all

 

[poopgiggle]

I don't shoot USPSA for a year and my classifiers jump like 20% WTF.

 

[poopgiggle]

(Actually I'm pretty sure I shot during that time but I don't think my classifiers were uploaded or my membership was expired or something.)

 

[dennishoddy]

Your moving up in the world!

 

[Matt1911]

How the hell is Kanye West popular?
I just saw him on the SNL 40th anniversary show, and the guy is a total hack job. I don't get it.

 

[dennishoddy]

Because he rushes the stage at the grammy's.

and because he is associated with that disfunctional train wreck kardashian clan. The people that are fascinated with that whole thing are mindless sociopaths.

 

[poopgiggle]

I'm just saying.

 

[dennishoddy]

I thought it was North Tulsa?

 

[Wild Bill1]

North Tulsa, south tulsa, midtown..... Same poop different pile. It's tulsa.

 

[poopgiggle]

I thought it was North Tulsa?

remember, I'm a hipster. we hate strip malls and McMansions

 

[dennishoddy]

OK, Ok, forgive my transgression! :crazy: