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[poopgiggle]

That's something that is expected if you are a card carrying member of Southern Logan County Gentleman's Association (aka SLCGA)

Remind me sometime to tell you about the two drunk chicks that wrecked their truck in front of my house at 10 am on the way TO the Woodcrest Tavern.

Review of the Woodcrest from UrbanSpoon

"last time i was there a bunch of people started a fire out back and smoked a joint. Dont look anyone in the eye. Bring a bat"[/size]

"What a dump. The only reason to visit is to buy drugs"[/size]

So you get weirded out when you're at a bar and the patrons sneak out back to smoke a bowl?

At least at this place they were skilled enough to use rolling papers.

TO?

You don't pregame before you go out? I'm all for supporting your local bartenders but I'm not a sucker.

 

[MrTheBigOx]

Goats!!
All we have is sheep :-/

 

[Wall]

Southern Logan County Gentleman's Association

as I said before, a couple dorks (Burk & Tischauser) with a secret handshake.

Especially since there are only three of us

Looks as tough they talked some other dumbass into joining their group

 

[Burk Cornelius]

TO?

Yes, TO

 

[Burk Cornelius]

as I said before, a couple dorks (Burk & Tischauser) with a secret handshake.

Looks as tough they talked some other dumbass into joining their group

Don't be a hater dude. I told you we would keep your application on file

 

[Jennifer Herd Seymour]

Don't be a hater dude. I told you we would keep your application on file

Wall, just grab their asses more. Then they will let you in their group.

 

[Corey]

Wall, just grab their asses more. Then they will let you in their group.

One of there requirements is that you have a picture taken of your ass while wearing the official Southern Logan County Gentleman's Association pair of Wranglers that has a 32" waist, Wall said he will hold them, they can take a picture but he says there is no way in hell he is wearing a pair of pants that Burk and Jesse T were free balling in.

 

[Jennifer Herd Seymour]

One of there requirements is that you have a picture taken of your ass while wearing the official Southern Logan County Gentleman's Association pair of Wranglers that has a 32" waist, Wall said he will hold them, they can take a picture but he says there is no way in hell he is wearing a pair of pants that Burk and Jesse T were free balling in.

Can't blame him on that!

 

[drmitchgibson]

You may or may not be reading this in my voice. Titty sprinkles.

 

[Bob Sanders]

You may or may not be reading this in my voice. Titty sprinkles.

I'm pretty sure there is no intellegent, or witty, or sarcastic, or even lewd response to "Titty Sprinkles". Mitch wins!!!!!!

 

[Burk Cornelius]

You may or may not be reading this in my voice. Titty sprinkles.

I'm pretty sure there is no intellegent, or witty, or sarcastic, or even lewd response to "Titty Sprinkles". Mitch wins!!!!!!

aka Stripper Dust













(sorry, I know that's weak, but I'm just trying to keep up)

 

[Bob Sanders]

aka Stripper Dust













(sorry, I know that's weak, but I'm just trying to keep up)

With some risk to my percieved masculinity, I have to confess that I haven't been a strip joint in 30 years. All I remember is, that all of them smelled like cherries and I'm sure there wasn't a cherry within 10 blocks.

 

[mikey80]

Strippers smell like Victoria Secret's "Love Spell", rot gut vodka, and despair...just ask Jared!

 

[Burk Cornelius]

Strippers smell like Victoria Secret's "Love Spell", rot gut vodka, and despair...just ask Jared!

In Logan county they smell like Pall Mall, cheap gin and despair. But, they can change a flat tire in about 3 minutes

 

[mikey80]

In Logan county they smell like Pall Mall, cheap gin and despair. But, they can change a flat tire in about 3 minutes

I think I'm in love!

 

[Jennifer Herd Seymour]

I think I'm in love!

Well go get you one Micah Rowe :maninlove:
Never have to change a tire again!!

 

[scubor2]

In Logan county they smell like Pall Mall, cheap gin and despair. But, they can change a flat tire in about 3 minutes

​When you are that adept at bending over flat tires are no challenge at all. Besides the flat tire is more attractive and they hate competition.

 

[mikey80]

Titty Sprinkles, y'all

 

[Wall]

Titty Sprinkles, y'all

aka Stripper Dust

Spray Glitter

 

[Burk Cornelius]

Nipple powder