Best wife ever!👰

[jtischauser]

A certain match I help out with received the following check from a guys wife. I won't give names but it rhymes with Mavid Darlow. Epic!

 

[runawaygun762]

She appreciates the attention you just gave her. Thanks for setting the bar impossibly high, dick.

 

[runawaygun762]

If you were to post that on FB as well, I could probably tag a pretty good wife. I won't say names, but it rhymes with Marlow Blonde-Haired Ray of Sunshine Goddess of my World.











I had to put that last part. She's sitting right here.

 

[toothandnail]

:acute:

:fool:

 

[jtischauser]

The meanest part was the hobby jab. We all know you're a sponsored professional now.

 

[runawaygun762]

I prefer the term "Compensated Hobbyist"

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[runawaygun762]

On an unrelated note, YOU PEOPLE HAVE MY MONEY! WHERE'S MY SQUADDING LINK?!

 

[jtischauser]

On an unrelated note, YOU PEOPLE HAVE MY MONEY! WHERE'S MY SQUADDING LINK?!

Squading will open about 3-4 weeks prior to the match.

 

[runawaygun762]

I'll allow it. This time......

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[Fyrtwuck]

Wonderful words of endearment for a loved one.

 

[dennishoddy]

I want your wife.....I love it when they beat me and talk to me dirty.......