Another joke

PANZER22 · Feb 21, 2013

An elderly Texan had a massive heart attack and the family drove him to the emergency room.

After a while the ER doctor appeared wearing a long face.

"I'm afraid Grandpa is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife,

"We've never had a liberal in the family before!"

LiveFreeorDie · Feb 21, 2013

:lol: :lol: :lol: :!:

Tigerstripe · Feb 22, 2013

an old lady goes to the vet with her dead cat. the vet says maam your cat is dead. ill have to charge you $20 for seeing you.
the old lady loved her cat so she pleads with the vet to do something. it cant be. is there anything you can do?

the vet says ok have a seat in the waiting room and ill try.

the dead cat is laying on a table, the vet brings in a black lab. the dog jumps and rests its paws on the table, sniffing the dead cat. it turns to the vet and lowers his head shaking a sad no.

the vet goes out and comes back with a live cat and places it on the table. the cat walks around the table, looking, sniffing but also lowers its head and shakes a no.

well the vet meets the old lady and says, maam im sure now your cat is dead. here is the bill for $2020. the lady cries out WHAT? why is this so much.

the vet says well with the lab report and cat scan the costs just cant be helped.

Enjay · Mar 9, 2013

A parked car in another state had a bumper sticker that read "I MISS CHICAGO."

So I smashed the window, ripped out the radio, shot both the tires, added a Obama bumper sticker, and left a note that read, "I hope this helps."

PANZER22 · Mar 9, 2013

I like that :mrgreen:

Dave29461 · Mar 9, 2013

:lol:

Tigerstripe · Mar 10, 2013

:lol: :lol: miss chicago :lol: :lol:

grandma and grandson were going to the hospital to visit grandpa.

little grandson runs ahead into the room. he whispers to grandpa,"when grandma comes in please make a sound like a frog".

grandpa says "what? why would i do that?"

grandson says "well grandma says when you croak we are going to Disneyworld!"