Accurate Ron says, remember safety!

[Burk Cornelius]

This thing is taking on a life of his own. Like Inez Saenz's ass. It even has its own Facebook page.

 

[Wall]

When Accurate Ron cleans his brass for reloading, he uses your puny little cases as media to tumble them in.

 

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I saw Accurate Ron win a major 3 gun match with a single shot 12 gauge, a bolt action rifle and a cap and ball revolver!

 

[jtischauser]

Accurate Ron doesnt read stage descritions. Stage descriptions read him!

 

[jtischauser]

Accurate Ron cannot shoot weakhand only classifiers because a weakhand doesn't exist in his world.

 

[jtischauser]

Accurate Ron weakhand other stronghand loads his shotgun by grabbing 8 rounds at a time.

 

[Burk Cornelius]

Youre on a roll dude. I can't keep up.

 

[dennishoddy]

Accurate Ron don't need no guns. He shoots a stage with his beech nut!

 

[Burk Cornelius]

Accurate Ron can rack the slide on his nut sack.

 

[Spiff]

Accurate Ron once killed two stones with one bird.

 

[Scott Hearn]

Accurate Ron can squeeze on a diamond and turn it back into coal.

 

[Wall]

We know Accurate Ron carries his gun just tucked in his pants. One time at a match I saw him draw his d*ck accidentaly and he still shot zero down.

Accurate Ron doesn't have accidents

 

[Burk Cornelius]

Accurate Ron doesn't have accidents

You are right, Tony. I bet he did it on purpose just to show off

 

[Wall]

You are right, Tony. I bet he did it on purpose just to show off

I think he just wanted something with a little more recoil.

 

[Burk Cornelius]

Accurate Ron tells the RO to make ready

 

[jtischauser]

Accurate Ron once shot only the 3rd day of a major 3 gun match (he was hungover) and still came away with the overall win.

 

[Burk Cornelius]

Accurate Ron once shot only the 3rd day of a major 3 gun match (he was hungover) and still came away with the overall win.

...and a booth babe "serviced" him during the awards ceremony

 

[Wall]

Accurate Ron once shot only the 3rd day of a major 3 gun match (he was hungover) and still came away with the overall win.

Accurate Ron doesn't get hungover, He hangs over!!!!

 

[jtischauser]

...and a booth babe "serviced" him during the awards ceremony

Easy now! One of the booth babes lives in Tulsa and comes to OKC to shoot very often.

 

[Burk Cornelius]

Easy now! One of the booth babes lives in Tulsa and comes to OKC to shoot very often.

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