Accurate Ron says, remember safety!

[Burk Cornelius]

When Accurate Ron lays his head down at night, he sleeps with a pillow under his pistol......

Nice.

 

[Young Guns]

When Accurate Ron lays his head down at night, he sleeps with a pillow under his pistol......

:s_laugh:

 

[jtischauser]

I once saw Accurate Ron shoot an entire stage with his pistol still hosltered.

 

[jtischauser]

I saw him do a draw and fire two drill before the "beep" ended.

When Accurate Ron lays his head down at night, he sleeps with a pillow under his pistol......

LO F'ing L!

 

[Burk Cornelius]

Accurate Ron once DQ'd himself for being so awesome.

 

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When the Boogeyman goes to bed at night he checks under his bed for Accurate Ron.

 

[Rustyzx9]

Accurate Ron only has two speeds... Walk and kill.

 

[Young Guns]

When Accurate Rod does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

 

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Accurate Ron once rubbed two fires together and made a stick.

 

[benjamin-benjamin]

accurate ron DQ's whole stages for being too easy..

 

[jtischauser]

Accurate Ron doesn't do unload gun starts. He does disassembled gun starts so that everyone else doesn't zero the stage.

 

[Burk Cornelius]

Accurate Ron doesn't do unload gun starts. He does disassembled gun starts so that everyone else doesn't zero the stage.

That's freakin' hilarious. A couple months ago I had a malf on a charging target and someone made a comment about how long it took to clear. I told them I did field strip but they just couldn't see it.

 

[taymoor]

I hear accurate Ron lost his virginity before his own father...

 

[Pstmstr]

Is this the same accurate Ron that has an extra .40 ventilation in his garage door?

 

[jtischauser]

I hear accurate Ron lost his virginity before his own father...

That doesn't have anything to do with Ron's shooting abilities. But damn that was funny.

 

[jtischauser]

From now on when I answer questions on shooting forums other than this one I'm gonna start every post with "Accurate Ron says".

 

[taymoor]

You should just tape over the "I" of Accurate Iron on all your jerseys.

 

[Burk Cornelius]

We know Accurate Ron carries his gun just tucked in his pants. One time at a match I saw him draw his d*ck accidentaly and he still shot zero down.

 

[jtischauser]

We know Accurate Ron carries his gun just tucked on his pants. One time at a match I saw him draw his d*ck accidentaly and he still shot zero down.

Oh fuke me! I'm glad I was on the can when I read that or I would have pisses myself.

 

[jtischauser]

Have you guys liked the Accurate Ron Facebook page?