Accurate Ron says, remember safety!

[45recoil]

...and yes Accurate Ron's gun is so deadly it recoils on snap caps too.

 

[poopgiggle]

Accurate Ron has never let Kanye into his zone

 

[poopgiggle]

Due to a little-known clause in the USPSA rulebook, if Accurate Ron ever shoots a Bravo, Charlie, Delta, or Mike, it is considered a range equipment failure.

In IDPA, being Accurate Ron is grounds for a FTDR

 

[poopgiggle]

In 2004, an engineer working for CED won the Nobel Prize in Physics for designing a shot timer that could accurately measure Accurate Ron's splits.

 

[45recoil]

A shooting star makes a wish upon Accurate Ron.