According to my wife.....

[steak]

I'm a douche.

today i bought some new glass for her rifle (she doesnt know this yet). after playing with it for a while i like it better than what i have on mine. so i tried to offer her the optics setup off of my rifle to her so that she wouldn't have to "learn a new setup." and i would just find something else for myself.

she is smarter than i thought and saw right through this plot

 

[csiedmond1]

Good woman you got there!!!

 

[Matt1911]

My wife said the same thing when I bought some cargo pants.

 

[steak]

whats wrong with cargo pants

 

[dennishoddy]

Yeah! What's wrong with them? More pockets for mags, etc.

 

[Matt1911]

Hell if I know. They're comfy as ****.

 

[Iggie]

They make pants in other varieties? I've tried something similar with my wife before too didn't work! And I got some choice words from her lol.