2012 Remington Spartan Tactical Fallen Brethren 3 Gun Championship

rustin · Oct 10, 2012

So I get a phone call today. Caller ID says Texas. I start feeling sick to my stomach...

R: ".....hello?"

C: "Yeah, this is Norris."

R: "Oh wow..hello Mister Norris"

C: "It's "Chuck" to you, son"

R: "I'm sorry sir..."

C: "Keep your apologies to yourself. I read what you said about me."

R: "I meant no disrespect sir"

C: "Like hell you didn't. You listen here kid, there's only two things I do in life: piss excellence and kick ass."

R: "Yes sir"

C: "Name one person that's ever kicked my ass."

R: "Uhh......Bruce Lee in "Way of the Dragon." "

C: "Oh that's bullshit and you know it. I meant AFTER I pledged that no one in the world would ever kick my ass again"

R: "I can't name anyone sir"

C: "Exactly. It's impossible."

R: "Roger"

C: "It's "Chuck" to you, son. Last time I'm saying it."

R: "Yes sir"

C: "I'm winning 3-gun in 2013. And I'm starting with the Texas Multigun. Normally, I send Trivette to handle my busy work, but I'm leaving the ranch next year to personally right the wrongs you've initiated. The eyes of the ranger are upon you..."

R: "Trivette? I thought that was only in the show?"

C: "Show? You think it was just a SHOW? Damn son, you are slower than I thought. "Walker, Texas Ranger" was America's first REALITY show."

R: "That's amazing"

C: "Quit with the false patronage, son. The three guns I'm bringing to the match are my Uzi, my belt-fed M60, and my chromed Beretta 92"

R: "What about a shotgun?"

C: "It's called THREE gun you dipshit. I told you the THREE guns I'm bringing. I could kick your ass with any one of them. What's this THREE bullshit even about?"

R: "Would you like to squad together?"

C: "I only shoot with Trivette...and Raphael. He loads my clips."

R: "I understand. Well it was nice talking sir........"

C: click

abn-rgr · Oct 10, 2012

I think I just choked on my Copenhagen!!!! Thanks Rustin!!!

jtischauser · Oct 10, 2012

rustin said:
So I get a phone call today. Caller ID says Texas. I start feeling sick to my stomach...

R: ".....hello?"

C: "Yeah, this is Norris."

R: "Oh wow..hello Mister Norris"

C: "It's "Chuck" to you, son"

R: "I'm sorry sir..."

C: "Keep your apologies to yourself. I read what you said about me."

R: "I meant no disrespect sir"

C: "Like hell you didn't. You listen here kid, there's only two things I do in life: piss excellence and kick ass."

R: "Yes sir"

C: "Name one person that's ever kicked my ass."

R: "Uhh......Bruce Lee in "Way of the Dragon." "

C: "Oh that's bullshit and you know it. I meant AFTER I pledged that no one in the world would ever kick my ass again"

R: "I can't name anyone sir"

C: "Exactly. It's impossible."

R: "Roger"

C: "It's "Chuck" to you, son. Last time I'm saying it."

R: "Yes sir"

C: "I'm winning 3-gun in 2013. And I'm starting with the Texas Multigun. Normally, I send Trivette to handle my busy work, but I'm leaving the ranch next year to personally right the wrongs you've initiated. The eyes of the ranger are upon you..."

R: "Trivette? I thought that was only in the show?"

C: "Show? You think it was just a SHOW? Damn son, you are slower than I thought. "Walker, Texas Ranger" was America's first REALITY show."

R: "That's amazing"

C: "Quit with the false patronage, son. The three guns I'm bringing to the match are my Uzi, my belt-fed M60, and my chromed Beretta 92"

R: "What about a shotgun?"

C: "It's called THREE gun you dipshit. I told you the THREE guns I'm bringing. I could kick your ass with any one of them. What's this THREE bullshit even about?"

R: "Would you like to squad together?"

C: "I only shoot with Trivette...and Raphael. He loads my clips."

R: "I understand. Well it was nice talking sir........"

C: click