ShaneP
Looks good to me
The deal of the day on sport woot. S&W SWTM9 Micro 90 Weapon mountable LED. Here is the link
Sold/Expired S&W Micro 90 Weapon Light $38
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Matt1911
Cyrwus Jr.
The description for that flashlight is straight from an 80's movie about cops chasing menacing kids who race bmx.
Burk Cornelius
Regular guy
That's hilarious. I'll paste it here just so everyone else can read it without padding that company's traffic count
Eat L.E.D.
"Don't worry, I'm just looking for my keys."
HOLD IT! Stop right there! Have you seen a set of keys with a Garfield bottle-opener keychain? ANSWER ME! Why are you so freaked out? I'm just pointing a Smith & Wesson Micro 90 flashlight at you, what's the big deal?
Yes, I'm also pointing a pistol at you, but that's only ancillary. I didn't have any flashlights at home except this one, and it just happens to be attached to a handgun. So don't worry. I'm not even sure if the gun is loaded. But the flashlight is loaded with 90 peak beam lumens, which is probably why you're shielding your eyes, cowering, and … [*sniff sniff*], soiling yourself?
I'm sure I dropped my keys somewhere on my 5-mile run. That might seem like a lot, but the flashlight's two hours of continuous runtime means I'll be shining this baby in people's eyes all evening. I just need to retrace my steps.
YOU THERE! Hands in the air! Hands on your head NOW. Oh, sorry, I thought I saw my keys in the distance, but they were obscured by your arms. False alarm. I'll just fire an "all clear" shot if that will calm you down.
Eat L.E.D.
"Don't worry, I'm just looking for my keys."
HOLD IT! Stop right there! Have you seen a set of keys with a Garfield bottle-opener keychain? ANSWER ME! Why are you so freaked out? I'm just pointing a Smith & Wesson Micro 90 flashlight at you, what's the big deal?
Yes, I'm also pointing a pistol at you, but that's only ancillary. I didn't have any flashlights at home except this one, and it just happens to be attached to a handgun. So don't worry. I'm not even sure if the gun is loaded. But the flashlight is loaded with 90 peak beam lumens, which is probably why you're shielding your eyes, cowering, and … [*sniff sniff*], soiling yourself?
I'm sure I dropped my keys somewhere on my 5-mile run. That might seem like a lot, but the flashlight's two hours of continuous runtime means I'll be shining this baby in people's eyes all evening. I just need to retrace my steps.
YOU THERE! Hands in the air! Hands on your head NOW. Oh, sorry, I thought I saw my keys in the distance, but they were obscured by your arms. False alarm. I'll just fire an "all clear" shot if that will calm you down.
dennishoddy
Moderator
I can't get a picture of that scenerio out of my mind! LOL!!
Burk Cornelius
Regular guy
Unfortunately, I got sucked into reading 2 pages of idiots commenting on how much better our world would be without the need for guns or gun lights. Now I am just pissed off
Thanks roadgear.......................
Thanks roadgear.......................
ShaneP
Looks good to me
Sorry, I didn't read any of the comments or even the write up that you posted. Don't worry what other people think anyway, they're not worth impressing.Unfortunately, I got sucked into reading 2 pages of idiots commenting on how much better our world would be without the need for guns or gun lights. Now I am just pissed off
Thanks roadgear.......................
Burk Cornelius
Regular guy
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