You know you're a gun nut when...

[poopgiggle]

you switch brands of coffee because the can your old brand comes in doesn't hold enough brass.

Post yours up, try to keep responses limited to stuff you've actually done because it's funnier.

 

[Burk Cornelius]

You change favorite restaurants because of their no carry policy.

You don't hug people any more

 

[poopgiggle]

...on lazy days, you wear your CR Speed inner belt instead of a real belt.

...you read the articles in the Blue Press.

...you quit smoking primarily to make room in the budget for more ammo.

 

[Burk Cornelius]

Michele has actually started doing this one:

You notice when someone sweeps their partner on TV cop shows

 

[Mitch Rapp]

Your wife comments that guy on TV or a movie is "holding it wrong" or "doing that wrong" then gets mad at you because you have "ruined her ability to enjoy a good show"

 

[LuckyDucky]

Michele has actually started doing this one:

You notice when someone sweeps their partner on TV cop shows

Similarly, you notice when someone's booger hook is on the trigger but he isn't ready to fire.

 

[No.343]

You drive up to a large intersection at night and wonder why the plate rack is painted red.

 

[kdf9511]

You're watching a tv show or movie and don't reconize the gun and whip out your smart phone to check www.IMFDB.com.

When shoping for clothes you don't think about the styles but how you will concele with that new shirt.

You go back to drinking beer from cans instead of the much better bottles just to have more cans to plink at.

 

[jtischauser]

This is awesome!

You're posting in this thread.

You have at least 7 different belt rigs for different guns/divisions.

You have been staying late at matches to collect brass for 3 years even though you don't reload.

 

[Burk Cornelius]

You pick up brass for calibers you don't even reload

 

[argyle64]

Your neighbors stare in awe in anticipation of what gun you're going to pull out of your trunk this time.

Your wife hugs you and is surprised your gun isn't on your hip.....because you're in the shower.

 

[jtischauser]

You quit drinking and smoking so you can afford more guns.

Just kidding I'm a nut but I'm not crazy!

 

[jtischauser]

Putting this stuff on paper us starting to scare me.

You have 4 different color range bags, rifle bags, pistol sleeves, and shotgun cases so that you always know what caliber and division you have with you and you never have to swap out mags, chokes, ear pro, cleaning kits, etc.

 

[bobafett]

you show up to your 1st 3 gun match with only a leather jacket to hold mags and shells
you mount an hd camera to your hearing protection
go to work looking like ed norton from fight club with bloody benelli thumbs and dont care
buy new clothes to fit your full size on you daily
Make your wife run around the house with your safariland els belt and nothing else

 

[foghorn918]

You keep looking out the window waiting for the FEDEX or UPS truck to show up.

 

[Freedom Shooter]

i didnt by a new vechile because the car payment would affect monthly ammo purchase / gear so i still drive a 96 jeep

 

[jtischauser]

You agree to build a new house just so you can shoot in your yard and have your own gun room.

 

[bobafett]

Buy a brand new 1500$ shotgun and cannot wait to drill holes in it and void the warrenty

 

[Mitch Rapp]

You can explain to people why a certain scope is worth $1,000+.

 

[Freedom Shooter]

cashed in part of my 401k to buy a scar 16S, when i 65 that would have been like 50k