"Motivational" story of overcoming depression.....

[Josh Beauchamp]

http://totalfratmove.com/guy-goes-to-mexico-to-kill-himself-spends-week-doing-coke-and-banging-hookers-decides-to-keep-living/

 

[poopgiggle]

Rule #1 of the Internet: nothing on reddit is true.

 

[dennishoddy]

The statement that he came home free from STD's from Mexico after multiple orgy's, is hard to believe.

Sounds like a great vacation though!

 

[Josh Beauchamp]

Never said is was true. Just a damn hilarious story. I need to find the link that Facebook recommended to me about the dude stealing an ambulance and beating off in a police station after a bad hit of molly.

 

[Josh Beauchamp]

http://theconcourse.deadspin.com/bad-molly-takes-colorado-state-student-on-insane-mastu-1655993298?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

 

[jtischauser]

$2000 for a week in Mexico with hookers and blow? I'm not saying it's a lie but those be some fat ugly hookers for sure!

 

[threegungeezer]

$2000 for a week in Mexico with hookers and blow? I'm not saying it's a lie but those be some fat ugly hookers for sure!

I didn't know you were such an authority on the going rate for Mexican hookers, Jesse.

 

[jtischauser]

I know that $2000 won't get you a weeks worth of blow. So that means the hookers must have been really cheap!

 

[poopgiggle]

I'm not saying it's a lie but those be some fat ugly hookers for sure!

Dude was (allegedly) in another country where there's no one around to tattle on him to his bros. Who gives a elephant dung?

 

[wgm2011]

I need to find the link that Facebook recommended to me about the dude stealing an ambulance and beating off in a police station after a bad hit of molly.

"There he "stood on a bench, kicked the wall, and masturbated," according to the police report."

Maybe if he just did it quietly in a corner no one would have noticed. Food for thought.

 

[Wall]

Dude was (allegedly) in another country where there's no one around to tattle on him to his bros. Who gives a elephant dung?

Honestly, why give a elephant dung anyway. I'd tell my Bros myself, 2-5's make a 10.......right guys?

 

[Josh Beauchamp]

"There he "stood on a bench, kicked the wall, and masturbated," according to the police report."

Maybe if he just did it quietly in a corner no one would have noticed. Food for thought.

Must have figured "I already stole and destroyed an Ambulance, might as well go all out"

 

[michaelclm]

I'm just saying...this is still a better love story than Twilight.

 

[poopgiggle]

2-5's make a 10.......right guys?

This is how I justify my freshman year to myself.